Chapter 12

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Mabel's POV

After Gideon ploofed (that's a word now) us away from the Mystery Shack, I called Dipdop on the walkies-talkie.

"This is Sweater Girl, are you there Kitten Sneeze? Over. "

"Mabel what are you doing?"

"Using code names! They always do it in the movies! Oh, and make sure you say over, when your done talking, otherwise I won't know when your finished. Over."

"Ugh fine, whatever. But, can I change my code name please? Umm, over."

"To what? And don't say The Manliest Dude. Over."

"I wasn't going to say that.... Over."

Yeah he was.

"Kitten Sneeze it is. Over."

"Forget it. I have to tell you something important! Over."

"Oh let me geuss! Did they un-ban Smile Dip in America!! Or OHMYGOSH, YARN SALE AT THE SWEATER SHACK!! OVER!"

"Actually I found a cure... Over."

"SERIOUSLY HOW!!? THATS EVEN BETTER! OVER! "

"Well, I kind of, maybe madeadealwithBill... Over."

"What'd ya say brobro?? Over. "

"I may have made a deal with Bill-"

"Wait, you mean you made a deal with that isosceles monster! Didn't he steal your body last time! Over!"

Wow. OK, wasn't expecting that. I mean seriously, it's Bill.

" Actually, I think he's an equilateral. And yeah he did, but it was worth a shot! Maybe it'll work! Over!"

"Ok, maybe your right... What did you trade anyways?? Over."

"I told him he could have the "monster energy" in exchange for curing the town. Over."

"What's "monster energy"? Over."

"I'm not sure.. I should've thought this through more!! Over."

"Oh Puddin' Pie!"

GUHH, Gideon.

"Sorry Kitten Sneeze, I gotta go! Over! "

"Okay, I'll talk to you later umm, Sweater Lady? Over."

"It's Sweater Girl. Over."

"Bye Mabel. Over."

"By Deerper! Over."

"Did you just-"

Cshck. I hung up.

Oh great. Just in time to see Gideon. Blegh.

Dippers POV

Did she call me Deerper?

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