Jason: guess what I found!
Leo, trying to stuff an entire sandwich in his mouth, wearing a Queen shirt that goes down to his knees: A fashion sense?Piper: if you can't find an amazing lesbian friend, BECOME the amazing lesbian friend
Piper: *Blasts Girl in Red*Percy: physically I'm in school, emotionally I am a carrot.
Reyna: what are your goals?
Hazel: * determined* to hug all the dogs
Reyna: I mean fitness goals
Hazel: to be fast enough to hug all the dogsFrank and Will: I will never swear, because I enjoy the look on people's faces when I say Fudge Muffins instead of the F word, it gives me power
Apollo, bursting in with 10 shopping bags in each arm: GIRL YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW
Meg, already pouring tea: spill B*tch