Things PJO fans can agree on:
-Hera sucks
-Percy could beat Jason
-All the characters need more love
-We want all it to be real
-dam
-blue food
-Gabe was the worst
-Sally is an amazing mom
-the movies are complete trash
-THE DISNEY SERIES IS COMING, I HOPE IT'LL BE GOOD
-Uncle Rick is a troll
| wait, so if Percy is the son of the sea god does that make him fish Jesus?
| I'm so done
| let fish Jesus set you free
Hazel while pointing at monsters: What are those things?
Percy: Canadians
Frank: ExCuSe Me!?
(No offense to any Canadians)
My future child: mama, were you a fan girl?
Me: no, don't be ridiculous, now Hazel take Frank for a walk and tell Jason and Leo to stop bothering Piper while she does her homework
My future child: okay, by the way Percy is on a date
Me: with Annabeth?
My future child: ...
My future child: who's Annabeth?
Me after fan girling: I'm sorry, I have OFD
Person: what's that?
Me: Obsessive Fangirl Disorder