Jonathan and Nancy: *about to kiss*
Steve: *jumps through window, slides to his knees on the ground. Glass is everywhere*
Steve: cHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, MOTHERF*CKERS
Dustin: hey, can you sign this permission slip for me? My teacher won't notice the difference.
Steve: sure
Dustin, later: LUCAS IS WORKED, HE SIGNED THE ADOPTION PAPERS
Stress level: Steve waking up in the back of a car with 4 children, of which one is illegally driving.
What I've gotten from watching the first 15 minutes of Stranger Things: Will Bye-rs
| my favorite part of Stranger Things is that they have to call their science teacher at 10pm to ask questions because the internet doesn't exist.
STEVES IDEA TO CATCH A RUSSIAN:
STEVE: I have a sundae for.... 'Russian spy'?
Everyone: *stays seated and eyes each other suspiciously*
Steve: goddamn it! I thought for sure that'd work! *throws hat on the floor*
Dustin: *pats Steve's back*
