Me: I am not obsessed with Harry Potter.
Also me: *goes to universal studios* *dresses up as characters for Halloween* *buys wand and other fandom things* *reads books repeatedly* *calls people muggles sometimes*
Me: Totally not obsessed.
Harry: *knows countless spells*
Also Harry: *uses expelliarmus all the time*
*one day at Hogwarts*
Fred (checking the marauders map): hey George, our brother Ron is sleeping with a guy named Peter
George: looks like our brother has some explaining to do
Fred: nah, let's prank with Peeves instead
George: okay