Person: so you could say Percy and Annabeth really 'fell' for each other, huh?
Me: *whispers to my friend* can we kill him
My friend: *whispers back* not in public
Rick: Hmm, I need a character that's not Percy....
Rick: Magnus hates blue....
Rick: I'm a genius!
| I agree that Leo is the hottest, but who's the coolest?
| Percy
| nu uh, Nico, he's as cold as the underworld.
Will: *hugs Nico*
Nico: What's this?
Will: affection.
Nico: it's disgusting
Will: *starts to pull away*
Nico: wHO TOLD YOU TO STOP?
My mom: you should go outside more
Me: to quote the Trials of Apollo; the Hidden Oracle, chapter three, page 27, line 1: "Why?"
Piper: smaller animals are way more vicious since they have less space to contain their anger.
Frank: that's ridiculous, give me one example of this.
Annabeth: spiders.
Jason: wasps.
Hazel: Terriers.
Percy: Nico.
And then Nico looks like:
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(Aww, he's so cute)
Person: "How many reasons are these to read Percy Jackson?"
Me: *How to count past infinity video*
