Person *sees something weird*: I've seen stranger things-
Me: OMG, ME TOO! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT EL?
Person: *is confused*
My sibling: I want to go out, curse the coronavirus!
Me: If El can wait 353 days in her house you can wait a month or so
Person: *joins Zoom meeting and isn't on mute*
Me: mouth breather
Joyce in season one and two: What is wrong with my boy!?
Joyce in season three: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY MAGNETS!?