Alex: *bursts in*
Magnus: what happened?!
Alex: no one died!
MAgnus: what kind of answer is that?!
Magnus: so I hear you like bad boys...
Alex: not really
Magnus: thank the gods
Sam: how do you like your coffee?
Magnus: as bitter and dark as my soul
Sam: one vanilla latte with extra sugar, coming up
Sam: *loses Magnus in a crowd*
Sam: *screams* I'll give free falafel to whoever says "I LOVE ALEX FIERRO"
Magnus: I LOVE ALEX FIERRO!
Magnus: wait-
| a family can be a deaf elf, a fashionable dwarf, and a dead warrior
| okay but this sentence out of context-
Random Parents: I don't want my children exposed to LGBTQ+ stuff
Rick Riordan: *maniacal laughter*
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