𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 ∞ (OneShots, Imagines and Headcanons Obey Me Collection)

𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐞𝐚 // 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

[𝐀 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐖𝐞𝐛𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞]

ᵈⁱᵃᵛᵒˡᵒ ᵐᶜ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵃʳᵇᵃᵗᵒˢ

MC: I know you snuck out last night, Barbatos.
Diavolo: Play dumb!
Barbatos: Who's Barbatos?
Diavolo: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

MC: We need to get through this locked door. Barbatos, give me your credit card.
Barbatos: Here.
MC, pocketing it: Thanks. Diavolo, kick down the door.

MC:: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Barbatos?
Barbatos: ... No.
Diavolo: I do!
MC: I know, Diavolo.
Diavolo: I'm sad!
MC: I know, Diavolo.

MC: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
Barbatos: Wasn't Diavolo with you?
Diavolo: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

MC, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Barbatos: You did WHAT–
Diavolo: William Snakepeare

MC: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is because you're not going to like it
Barbatos: Just rip the bandage off.
MC: It's Diavolo.
Barbatos: Put the bandage back on.

MC: Diavolo and I don't use pet names.
Barbatos: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
MC: Honey?
Diavolo: Yes, dear?
MC:
Barbatos: Don't ever lie to my face again.

MC: Barbatos, can I talk to you for a second?
Barbatos: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Diavolo are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
MC: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐲. 𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲]