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taylorswift ✔️
OMG LIAR
sent 11:38 a.m.

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Uhmmmmmm good morning, Taylor Swift
sent 01:22 p.m.

taylorswift ✔️
It's like 1 o'clock

taylorswift ✔️
It's more like good afternoon, August James

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Listen NO

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I know afternoon literally means after noon but NO vibe-wise it's like after 4pm

taylorswift ✔️
Why does that make sense

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I don't know, Mercury being in retrograde or something

taylorswift ✔️
Anyway back to my original point

taylorswift ✔️
LIAR

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THAT IS A VERY BIG ACCUSATION RIGHT THERE

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L I A R!!!

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uh anyway

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augustgramwow, would you look at the time!

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wow, would you look at the time!

taylorswift ✔️
YOU WERE AT THE REPUTATION TOUR

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wait really? sndnsjsjz

taylorswift ✔️
Your friend literally tagged you in that post ?

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I have to be honest

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I had no idea that was the reputation era

taylorswift ✔️
I was dressed pretty edgy that day, wasn't I?

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... I HONESTLY DONT REMEMBER

taylorswift ✔️
YOU WERE LITERALLY THERE APPARENTLY

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I WAS TOO BUSY COMPLAINING AKDJSJDJSJS

taylorswift ✔️
OH MY GOSH

taylorswift ✔️
Every time you say anything, it just proves to me more and more that you really do hate me

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I DONT I PROMISE

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I WAS JUST PRETTY OBNOXIOUS IN MY TEENAGE YEARS

taylorswift ✔️
THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO

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Okay I might still have a pretty obnoxious taste in music

taylorswift ✔️
So you just don't like my music?

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I do like You Belong With Me

taylorswift ✔️
August James, you are quite the interesting person

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Another confession: I actually did enjoy your show that day but I couldn't recognise a single song to save my life!

taylorswift ✔️
Niko has done an awful job as your best friend

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LSJSKSKSKSK i'll make sure to tell him you said that!

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But it's really my fault! I never let him play his music whenever we're together 😬😬😬

taylorswift ✔️
You're an AUX cord hog aren't you?

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guilty!

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Like... Okay, sure, I don't mind listening to the occasional pop song but I'd rather listen to like Bon Iver or Hozier

taylorswift ✔️
Or some emo band??

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You are hilarious actually!

taylorswift ✔️
Thanks, I try :)

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I do respect that though. Two of my favourite artists!

taylorswift ✔️
You know, I *did* collaborate woth Brendon Urie...

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OH I know!

taylorswift ✔️
And... what did you think?
sent 01:44 p.m.

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... typing

taylorswift ✔️
That is one long ass message you're typing there...
sent 01:48 p.m.

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I-

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I mean

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LIKE

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Your voice was pretty

taylorswift ✔️
YOU HATED IT

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NO it's just

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not my cup of tea?

taylorswift ✔️
You are awfully nice at telling me you don't actually like my stuff KSJSJSJSJ

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LSJDJSJAKAJS

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I just keep on embarrassing myself

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How are u still texting me 😩

taylorswift ✔️
You're quite interesting, August!

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I—

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SMH AUGUST 😠

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