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zoom call

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Niko : August


Niko: Omg, bitch, what are you doing?

August: What does it look like I'm doing?

Niko: It looks like you're on the toilet

August: Then, you are absolutely right! I am on the toilet!

Niko: You're disgusting

August: It's not my fault you called while I was peeing!

Niko: Well, I would have waited a minute, you know!

August: Okay, zoomer!

Niko: YOU'RE SO FUCKING LAME, GOD!

August: Okay wait, I'm washing my hands

[Niko watched with a straight face, blinking at the screen as August washed her hands, listening to the water running. Finally, August turned the tap off and grabbed her phone again.]

August: I'm going to switch to my laptop

Niko: YOU COULD HAVE JUST NOT JOINED THE MEETING AND WAITED A MINUTE BEFORE JOINING ON YOUR LAPTOP

August: Jeez, stop yelling!

[August was removed from the meeting]

[August James Joined the meeting]

August: THE AUDACITY!

Niko: You were gonna leave anyway


August: BUT THE AUDACITY!

Niko: Wait— I'm gonna change my background

[Niko changed his background, using a picture with penguins in the arctic behind him]

August: Pengies!

August: I'm gonna change mine too

[August changed her background to Shrek's swamp and Niko burst out laughing]

Niko: IS THAT FROM SHREK?

August: YEAH, HAHAHAHA

Niko: We need to Netflix Party that movie

August: oh my god, let's do it tonight!

[Niko changed his name to shrek]

shrek: I'm down!

August: You idiot

[August changed her name to donkey]

shrek: YOU'RE THE IDIOT

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