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text messages

bitchass
wake up

bitchass
wKE UP

bitchass
AUGUST

july
good morning ^_^

bitchass
what are we in? 2012?

bitchass
not the point. this is important

bitchass
ur like all over my timeline

july
as i should be 😌

bitchass
no i'm serious right now

bitchass
whats going on with u this morning?

bitchass
OH YOU GOT LAID

july
what aksjsksks why would u think that?

bitchass
u cant even deny it! i know a just-got-laid august when i see one

july
sure you do!

bitchass
how was the sex?

july
mind blowing! any more questions?

bitchass
Nope! Love that for you bestie!

july
Thanks bestie! so whats up??

bitchass
you're literally all over my twitter and instagram tls

july
why?!

bitchass
cuz u looked hot as fuck on ur date with taylor swift last night

july
heck yeah i did 😌

bitchass
theres also a deep fried picture of you guys making out in her car

july
what? ansjskaka wdym deep fried

bitchass
so you WERE making out in her car? sheesh

bitchass
how horny were u last night?? 

july
very. if you saw the pictures youd understand why

bitchass
LSJDKSJSJS okayxyeah your girlfriend looked hot but can we please go back to the part where someone with a fricken nokia from the 90s with a microwave for a camera took a picture of you guys making out in her car and now everyones talking about it?

july
wait they are?

bitchass
yeah its like on every twitter account ever

july
legit?

bitchass
dude yeah 😭 check out twitter yourself

july
... no im scared

bitchass
ur right, its a scary place

bitchass
its fine tho like not everyone believes it

july
but some people do?

bitchass
yeaaaaaahhhh

bitchass
its fine tho right?

july
yeah like im fine with it but

july
taylors like not out and im sure after the last few years she would have liked to keep her life private

july
shit its my fault

july
i kissed her

july
okay but its also her fault for looking so good and constantly flirting with me and like saying stuff that were hot as fuck and suggestive as fuck

bitchass
you doing okY there?

july
kinda spiralling

july
wait where is she

july
thats either her in the kitchen or the cats going crazy

july
do u think shes doing okay??

bitchass
why dont u like

bitchass
idk

bitchass
ask her??????!!!!?!?!?!?

july
okay yea ur right

bitchass
get out of bed and put some clothes on!!!

july
pfffftttt

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