In my blues 💙

Back To Life In L.A.

Was so dreamy about past few months and all the guys I met. Questions were in my mind like "Why do I always end up meeting cricketers?" Mean i hated cricket and who thought I'd end up falling in love with the game and falling for one of the cricketers as well.
Well the fact that I liked one of the  was true but who was it? Was it Shubman gill? Was it Shreyas Iyer or was it Abhishek Sharma??
Well I got so confused that i ended up wearing a tee shirt and nothing on the bottoms which I didn't notice until people started to stare at my legs at the mall then I came to a serious realisation that oh my gosh I'm not wearing pants or shorts..🥲
Jeez that's quite  embarrassing.
I headed towards the h and m store got my self a pair of shorts and put it on.
Then my head was bursting so I headed towards the Starbucks,  ordered myself a mocha with a pump of vanilla with a little drizzle of chocolate syrup.
Then as I was sipping my coffee and walking towards chanel store I felt like someone was following me it kinda creeped my out tho i turned around involuntarily as I wanted to know who it was.
He must be about 5'11 or 6ft in height, he wore a blue jeans and a black tee shirt,  one look at his watch and I could say it was a rolex, he was well built which I Could say, his abs were popping out of his tee shirt, the way he smelled was Oh la la and instead of being mad at him I was all ga ga about him and was lost in my fantasy world.

Guy: Excuse me?
Me(gaining my senses back): What? (Trying to act as normal as possible)
Guy: Oh i just wanted to know your coffee
Me: Whaaat?
Guy: (lil embarrassed) Oh that.. (silence for a min)... I mean which coffee are u having
Me: Oh it's from Starbucks
Guy: Right, Starbucks right
Me: (thinking the guy is pretty weird) Ah yes
Guy: So you live here?
Me: At the mall? No no... I've a house
Guy: (trying to act normal) I meant in L.A.
Me: Maybe Maybe Not
Guy: So maybe we can have lunch I case you are free, you know or whenever
Me: Just a moment

I rushed towards the restroom and called jess
Me:(hushed tone) Hey jess
Jessica: Why u whispering?
Me:(Still hushed tone) Hey low it girl
Jessica:(hushed tone) Why we talking like this
Me: This creepy Guy who is hot who was following me asked me if I could have lunch with him
Jessica: Well, just run from there and don't u talk to him
Me: Okay
Jessica: That's my Sigme
CALL ENDS...
I came out of the washroom
Me: Right , so lunch haan?
Guy: Hanji lunch
Me: Tereko hindi aati?
Guy: Haan aati
(I texted Jessica "Hey jesscoo the creepy guy speaks hindi)
Jess got mad at me" Abbey o paagal, go home n don't talk to him".

(Well I decided to completely ignore the words of advice I got from jess and went on the lunch)
Guy: So this is a famous Indian restaurant here, What'd u like to have?
Me: Punjabi khaane ka mood hai
Guy: (exicted) Haiji? Tenu punjabi accha lagta aii??
Me:Hanji
Waiter: Sir Vegetarian or non vegetarian
Guy: Madam pure vegetarian hai toh hum vegetarian khaana lenge. Sigma kaunsa paneer? Handi vaala?
Me: How do u know my fav panner??
Wait n how do u know my name?
The guy removed his mask..
It was Shubman Gill
I was so mad and taken aback as well so I might not have reacted anything for 5 mins straight..
Shubman (wide smile): So punjabi pasand hai , right?
Me: Nai, I meant punjabi Cuisine.  Punjabi munde nai
Shubman: Haan tumko toh South ki dishes aur bande dono hi pasand haina
Me: Aisa kaun bola
Shubman: Remember,  Majnu?
Me:Majnu who??
Shubman (wicked smile) You better know or I might play some song of his movie and your murder instincts will enlighten
Me: Mai toh innocent hu, I don't murder people
Shubman: Oh picche dekh tera crush Shreyas Iyer

I looked behind me and there was no one but a waiter.
I was so mad at Shubman
Shubman: Kaisa Paplu banana
Me: I swear I'll kill you
Shubman: Thus proved, aa lo ji, ye twaddi murder instincts 😁😆