In my blues 💙

Ooty scenario😍💙

So basically I was all set to go out and explore. I was wearing  a blue shorts with a pale blue sleevless top. I tied my hair into a pigtail and applied my lip balm and I was done.
There was a knock on my 🚪.
Guy at the 🚪: Knock knock
(Well I guessed it might be shreyas)
Me: Who?
Guy at the 🚪: It's me
Me: Me who?
Guy at the 🚪: Your guy
Me: My guy?
Guy at the 🚪: Wow , you actually agreed that you are my girl. So what say should I like actually announce this officially on my social media?
Me: Wait, coming.  Shreyas nooooo
Guy at the 🚪: There you go. Now all of a sudden your mind strikes that it is 'I'.
Me: Alright.  I'm  sorry . Was just pulling your leg. Now stop.

I finally went and opened the 🚪.
Shreyas started laughing 😆 🤣
Me: What's wrong with you?
Shreyas: You are actually coming out wearing this?
Me: Yea, why??
Shreyas: Change it madam
Me: Why, short clothes bother you?
Shreyas: Aree not a problem,  but..
Me: No buts...
(Shreyas eyed my ass and gave it a slap)
Me: Oh my gosh , why on the earth would you spank me?
Shreyas: You said no "butts" but I'm in love loveeee with your butt.
Me: Ayeeee hello I meant 'B'+'U'+'T'
Shreyas: Shit seems like a little misunderstanding

Me: A little? Really??
Shreyas: Yes but whenever you want those slaps feel free to ask 😌.  And you can count on me.
And someone called me so coincidence or whatever it was my ringtone that time was 'count on me

Shreyas literally was trying to control his laughter...
Me (on call): Yes jesscoo?
Jessica: Umm, so I've googled and ooty k handmade chocolates are 😋 yummy
Me: Okay. I'll get you. What flavour?
Jessica: Not much. Umm lemme think. Oh yea dark chocolate,  white chocolate,  milk chocolate,  butterscotch chocolate,  coffee chocolate,  chocochips chocolate...
Me: Hold on. That's almost every flavour.  Fine I'll get you every flavour that's in here.
Jessica: Thats my smart girl. Fine  enjoy n yea have fun with the handsom man😉
Me: Oh please  alligator don't start on it

Jessica didn't say a word for a minute and there was a moment of silence but then I heard her playing  'come to the party Subalakshmi' yet another time to annoy me.

Me: Will you stop that... ugghhhh I hate it
Jessica: Can't even irritate you more or you won't just get me my chocolates
Shreyas (who was eavsdropping our conversation): Don't worry bhabhi I'll get you all of them
Jessica: Oh you are such a sweetie Shreyas.  Thank you.
Me:Hehe Hehe can't stop laughing.
Jessica: What did you just call me yet again?
Me: In a shock? Are you Mrs Alligator?
Jessica: Dont bhabhi me ever again...
Shreyas: Bhabhi ko bhabhi hi bolunga na mai ofcourse

Jesscoo cut the call angrily and I was laughing 😆 like anything...

Finally me and shreyas headed out of the hotel.  It was 🥶 cold.... I was like brrrrrrrrr..... felt my teeth clattering...
Shreyas: (almost trying to suppress his laughter) See that's why no short clothes babe..
Me: I'll.. just.. change.. n yes I do have a name so better use it Mr
Shreyas: this attitude of you makes me go crazy bout you babe
Me: Dont babe me ever
Shreyas: Kamaal hai. Ek dost is like dont bhabhi me dusri is like Don't babe me 😆
Kre toh kya hi kre??🤔