B Sides FNF Headcanons and Oneshots (Hiatus)

Their Oddly Specific (Nonsense) Red Flags

I have no brain cells

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Casey:

— Sleeps with no socks on

— Cannot remember the last time his hat was washed

— Hws never eaten at Sonic

Gabby:

— Will push you out of bed and laugh

— Never cuts her nails (Claw gang)

— One of those people who will fight people just for breathing

Marco:

— Stinky Nascar driver

— does not own his own car

— Will Dutch oven anyone with no remorse

Bico:

— Eats the weirdest shit (will actually chew on rocks wtf)

—will bite you for no reason

— Screeches when you move the black out curtains in his room

Camila:

— Will not order at the counter, always orders food online

— Will fight a child for Tres Leches (whether they live or not is up for debate)

— Suplexed Marco for breathing on her wrong (might the actual reason Gabby has anger issues-)

B-pai:

— Negative common sense points

— cannot do basic arithmetic (2 + 2 = 6 and let me tell you why - B-pai, 2021)

— Will only watch hentai to critique it

Bayani:

— Will literally hardly ever shed a tear in front of you

— Cannot fucking drive (ran over someone's stairs before)

— Used to think Antarctica was filled with ants

Darius:

— Teaches children how to use knives ("Let me see what you have!" "A knife!" "NO!")

— Will start arguments just for fun

— Will not eat chicken with the bones in. Boneless for the win

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I promise I have some semblance of intelligence