The Wrong Number

#Padil

HO Bros+ J sis

Amelia: mills
Tom- actor
Harry- photographer
Sam- cook
Haz- huzzah

mills
um why am i here?

actor
harry, paddy, sam, haz
assemble

kid
ello

huzzah
i was summoned

cook
what is it u want?

photographer
🖐

mills
still doesn't answer the question

actor
so the time has come to ask her

mills
ask what

kid
how do u know haz?
he wouldn't tell us

mills 
is that what keep u awake at night paddy?

photographer
woah
i like this girl

kid
BACK OFF HARRY
she is mine
and no
now tell us how you know him

huzzah
is everyone gonna ignore the fact that paddy called Amelia "mine"?
Amelia Rose James and Patrick Holland
Their ship name: Padilia

mills
i DO NOT belong to anyone
and btw, u suck in making ship names

actor
exactly
Padil is better

mills
WAIT NO
THAT WAS A SIGNAL FOR YOU TO STOP

huzzah
#padil

cook
#padil

actor
#padil

photographer
#padil

kid
wtf
guys shut up!!

mills 
🙄
ANYWAY
harrison, get ready for ur secret to spill out

actor
secret?

cook
W!H!A!T!?

huzzah
no no not happening miss

mills
😲
u hid it from ur best mates?!
very bad, haz

huzzah
i'll take u to the record shop and buy you all
of taylor swift records if u keep ur mouth shut

mills
joke's on you
i have all of them including the re recorded versions
i have to tell them u r already hiding it from grace

kid
hold up
grace?
as in gracie james?

mills
yea 
she is my sister

actor
oh
thats how he knows u
what is the secret

photographer
is it that he has a crush on gracie?
we all know that and he won't admit it

huzzah
how did u-
nvm 

mills
that is not how i know him
haz is my mom's high school friend's son
and he has a crush on my sister
so does she 
but both of them are divs and they don't notice it
both of them bug me with each other's name

huzzah
she doesn't like me like that
i have to live with it

mills
🤲
SEE
both of them does this
anyway why is paddy in a coffee shop?
and why is he staring at me like a creep?

kid
THAT IS YOU????
i'm coming 2 ur table

mills
no don't
fuck

huzzah
their first little date
we are proud brothers
#padil

mills
shut the fuck up harrison