Holy Shit

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2 months later...

The Boyzzzzz

kid
GUYS!!!
 THIS URGENT!!!!!!!!!!

actor
what happened?

huzzah
are u fine
who hurt u

cook 
if this is another one of ya pranks, then i'm gonna kill u

photographer
who do i have to kill?

kid
no no
don't kill anyone
its just

huzzah
??

kid
i've been feeling something for Amelia

huzzah
if this is lust, i'm gonna fucking kill u

kid
no
ew harrison
get your mind clean
i feel something else for her

actor
elaborate
i think i know what it is

kid
shush tom
it took u five whole years to make a move on Z

cook
harry did u read that?

photographer
yea..

kid
guys don't come to conclusions
i don't know if this is some random teenage crush okay?

huzzah
ok everyone shush
Paddy tell us how u feel around her

kid
whenever i'm around her, i feel this warmth
and when she's gone, i only wanna feel it again
she makes my heart beat 1000 times its normal speed
and i just know i always wanna be around her
do everything with her

huzzah
...
you are in love with her completely

kid
Holy shit

huzzah
but if u hurt her, i'm gonna break u like a twig, tear ur
 skin and cook ur flesh for breakfast understood?!

kid
i-
okay



The HO Bitches+ Amelia

not millie bobby brown
I need to tell u guys something

graceful
whadupp beanie?

beth
millieeeeeeeee

Rue Coleman
what's wrong bby?

clarkeite
what happened?

not millie bobby brown
so i was in my room being the
same old me, listening to Taylor Swift
and then suddenly You Are In Love
started playing on the record player
I was singing along to the lyrics
and that's when i realized
that the lyrics were relatable

graceful
duuuuuuuuuuude
this is the emergency????

not millie bobby brown
i didn't finish
then i sat down because i
was processing everything
and I have been
feeling something for Paddy for a few days,
since we started hanging out

beth
in a nutshell u have a crush on Paddy
(#padil)

not millie bobby brown
this is not like a normal crush thingy
i feel different
i've never felt like this towards any guy before
its just...
completely different with him

graceful
a series of questions to check it out
answer with yes or no

not millie bobby brown
shoot

clarkeite
feel a sense of safety?

not millie bobby brown
yup

graceful
think about him most of the time?

not millie bobby brown
yea...

beth
will u fight for him

not millie bobby brown
what kinda question is that?
i will
duh

Rue Coleman
do you see the rest of ur life with him?

not millie bobby brown
holy shit
i'm in love with Patrick frickin' Holland

graceful
mill just be careful this time okay?
millie?
amelia?
AMELIA ROSE!!

not millie bobby brown
mhm
thanks everybody

Rue Coleman
now go get ur man!!




Mission #Padil

Harrison
He is in love

Grace
So is she 

Tom 
Well we need to get them together now

Zendaya
I think I may have the perfect idea...


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