The Wrong Number

Why are you guys teaming up on me?!

AJ
heylo useless hoomans and my beau

TH
that time of the month?

PH
...

HH
*crickets chirping*

CS
*more crickets chirping*

PH
can i hit him?

TH
ow!
what was that for Paddy?
'twas Logan who ate the chocolate

PH
YOU ATE MY CHOCOLATES?!

SH
kids

Z
hey!
LOGAN'S A TODDLER TOM,
T O D D L E R

PH
the question is 
WHY THE HELL DID U EAT THEM?!

TH
oh shit
uh
grace and haz were in the kitchen earlier

GO
DON'T DRAG US INTO THIS 

HO
^

CH
MAY YOU FACE MY WRATH

TH
its just chocolate

GO
*le gasp*

AJ
just chocolate?
JuSt ChOcOlAtE?!?
Day can i?

Z
just wait a min
lemme grab my popcorn
ok now u can

AJ
what type of uncultured piece of shit
under-rates chocolate like that?
chocolate made me who i am
'tis bcz of 'olate i have energy

TH
damn

PH
yea that's... a sensitive topic

AJ
oh and btw, 
have fun without sugar in ur tea for a ✨week✨

TH
NOT A WEEK!!!!!!!

AJ
yes a week
u deserve it

TH
now it is confirmed that she is on her p

HH
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

SH
dumbass 

*one second later*

HO
BAHAHAHAAHAH

GO
OMG I CAN'T

Z
i'm not stopping him

PH
OMG I'M WHEEZING

CS
what ya'll laughing at??

HH
Logan is-
i can't even

AJ
this kinda feels right

CH
WTH GUYS?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

AJ
Logan is hitting Tom
right after he thinks i'm on my period

CS
BAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
a baby knows better that u 

TH
oh thank god he stopped
why does he only hit me?

AJ
bro no offense
but u r a dumbass

TH
i am not

AJ
am to
i'm pregnant
and how the hell can i get my periods?!

CH
dumbass

TH
😯😯
but why does he hit me so hard

PH
i wonder who he gets it from

SH
i wonder

HH
🤔🤔

TH
i feel so attacked rn

AJ
we attack dumbasses

Z
^^^^^^^^

CS
"we attack dumbasses"
              - Amelia James, 2028

PH
she is pretty great
unlike some

TH
WHY ARE YOU GUYS TEAMING UP ON ME?!

HO
ask urself bruh....

AJ
u guys
i forgot why i summoned u ppl

TH
dumbass

AJ
says a dumbass

TH
WHY👏🏻 JUST👏🏻 WHY👏🏻

A/N- HOLLANDERS DON'T COME @ME!!