Later on that night I turned on my computer, and started up Pesterchum. What wonders would await me.
I logged on. The chat was blowing up.
chatHandle [CH] has joined the chat.
EB: oh hey! Guys this is ________!
CC: What a lovely name! I'm Feferi.
CH: Thanks, It's nice to meet you Feferi. Not such a bad name yourself.
EB: ______, Feferi's an alien.
CH: is this a roleplay chatroom, John you know I can't join those anymore because of what happened last time.
EB: Nope!
CC: I'm sorry if I offended you in any sort of way
CC: I was just born to be a troll
CC: )(ehe! At first I was only a grub! 38D
carcinoGeneticist [CG] has joined the chat
cuttlefishCuller [CC] has disconnected from the chat
EB: Oh hey Karkat!
CG: DID I ASK YOU EGBERT
EB: Ask me what?
CG: ASK YOU-
CG: SHUT THE F*CK UP.
EB: Nope :B
GC: H3Y!! C4LM YOUR BULDG3 K4RK4T. W3 H4V3 4 N3W HUM4N, UGH SH3 T4ST3S L1K3 M4ND4R1N OR4NG3s THOUGH.
EB: That's my fault, her text is just a bit orange.
CH: Hi
CG: SHUT UP.
CH: Why are you mad?
CG: I'M NOT SO SHUT THE F*CK UP
CH: . . . What?
EB: He's a a**hole some times _____.
CH: Nah it's cool
CG: OH GOG DON'T BE LIKE STRIDER, FOR THE LOVE OF F*CKS DON'T BE A STRIDER
CH: Are you talking about Dave?
CG: NO, I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER DAVE STRIDER, KNOW A GUY?
CH: Yea.
GC: H3's PR3TTY COOL 1F YOU 4SK M3
CG: NO HE'S NOT TEREZI
CG: DON'T FALL FOR HIS MIND TRICKS AGAIN
GC: TH4T W4S ON3 T1M3 VR1SK4 L1CK3D M3
GC: ON3 T1M3
CH: Aww that's cute.
GC: WH4T?? >:?
CH: He likes you.
GC: WH4T?
EB: Karkats flushed for Terezi!
CG: H*LL NO
CG: NEVER IN ALL OF MY SWEEPS
CH: What's flushed?
GC: OH MY GOG K4RK4T 1S FLUSH3D FOR M3??
GC: 1 TH1NK 1'll H4V3 M3 SOM3 R3D BLOOD3D TROLL TON1GHT
CG: F*CK NO TEREZI
carcinoGeneticist [CG] has disconnected from the chat
GC: >:?
gallowsCalibrator [GC] has disconnected from the chat
CH: Seriously though what's flushed?
EB: Just another word for having a crush.
CH: Cool. So is anyone else on here or is it just us?
EB: Just us, But I kinda gotta go, Roxy's getting too foxy in the bed and she keeps wanting me to join her.
CH: Go have sex with your fiancé you weirdo.
EB: :B K
ectoBiologist [EB] has disconnected from the chat
chatHandle [CH] has disconnected from the chat
Hm, Trolls? I'm definitely gonna have to see this.
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Would You Leave Me Again (Karkat x Reader)
FanfictionHi derps, As some of you may know, My account was hacked into and this story was deleted. Luckily I don't just write it on my Wattpad account for I have a better much safer program to use. Description: You're looking through your old files and you...
