Incorrect Quotes: ft. Sah and Mekh

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I was watching Valley Twins stuff, with Sah and Mekh being the lovable idiots they are. Then I had the idea to make this.

Incorrect Quotes!

Link where I got them:

https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

These quotes do not belong to me. They belong to the awesome person who made them originally and respectively.

This is just made for fun, but a one shot will be made next. Please check out the announcement I made in Conversations, between two characters you want next. Thank you!

Enjoy!

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(Warning: Swearing! Though it is censored, still! Please do leave the chapter if you are uncomfortable.)

Sah: So that's my plan.

Mekh: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Sah: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Mekh: It f**king sucks.

Sah: That's not constructive criticism.

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Sah: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Mekh: Sah, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumb*ss.

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Sah: Top 30 reasons why Sah is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Mekh: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR F**KING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Sah: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Mekh: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Sah:

Sah: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Sah: I actually have a black belt.

Mekh: In what, karate?

Sah: No, from Gucci.

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Sah: Violence isn't the answer.

Mekh: You’re right.

Sah: *sighs in relief*

Mekh: Violence is the question.

Sah: What?

Mekh, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Sah, running after her: NO-

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Sah: HELP! I TOLD (Y/N) I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

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