Soukoku: Double white || Transported to the TPN

Part 1

"Tch, this is what they mean by sorry? Hah... Now... Where is Chuuya? Is he even here? " Dazai mutters before looking at the small Chuuya looking boy.

He walked closer to the boy and questions him. "So small! Are you Chuuya's son or something? Nah. No way would someone like that chibi even if they were drunk!"

"Oi Dazai!" The small boy speaks in an oh so familiar tone. "Look at yourself you mackerel! You're as small as me!"

"Eh?!"

Dazai looks at his hands and legs before looking at the small Chuuya in front of him. Well, as if he wasn't small in the first place.

He walks to Chuuya's side, confusing Chuuya in the process and uses his hand to measure his height with the boy beside him.

"I'm still taller than you, slug!"

"ARGH DAZAAIIII!!!"

"..."

"Mackerel..." Chuuya threatens, well as threatening as a cute 7 year old can be, "Where is my hat..."

"Eh?" Dazai looks at the red head's clothes before his own looking at the white clothes replacing their old ones. When realising something was missing, he started spinning around in confusion.

"EH? EH? EH? WHERE IS MY COAT? NO WAY! I CUT MY FOOD COST FOR A MONTH FOR THAT COAT!!!"

"Coat?" A pretty purple-eyed woman asks, crouching down to the boy's eye level.

Dazai's eyes widen at the sight of the beauty.

"Beautiful... You're a lady as ephemeral and elegant as a lotus blossom." Chuuya sighs as he continues. "Would you be willing to join me in a double suicide-"

"Ohoho! Dazai! What kind of books have you been reading! You're only 7!" The woman says.

A small short orange-haired girl, around 7 years old, approached us and grabbed each of our arms.

"Dazai! Chuuya! There you are! Oh, hi Mama!" she laughs.

Damn. This girl is strong Chuuya thought while being dragged. Dazai however didn't seem to care that he was pulled. (Dazai is being dragged on the ground while Chuuya is trying to pull back but failing)

And that, was the start of their new life.

Dazai adjusted to this new life pretty quickly and tried enjoying it to the fullest. Chuuya however, wasn't very happy that there was no wine anywhere to be seen.

He even asked "Mama" for some wine and made her laugh which made a blush creep up onto his face. He would sometimes forget that he was in a 7-year-old's body.

He would walk into the kitchen in the middle of the night to go to his 'wine cellar' which was really just the fridge, just to have to settle for some milk in the end.

Chuuya was convinced that if he drank enough milk he could grow taller than Dazai.

It was an opportunity in his eyes and of course, Dazai, Ray and Norman hadn't told him that milk doesn't help people only grow to their maximum height and strengthens bones. Maybe that's why Chuuya had strong punches and kicks.

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Thank you for reading my story! Uh well, this chapter is very short. The next chapters are ranging from 1000 words to 2500 words... Send help. Hope you enjoy!