Steven Has Zero Friends On Facebook

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Steven: *logs onto Facebook* This stinks!

Trevor: What?

Steven: I don't have any friends on Facebook!

Trevor: What do you want me to do about it? Get people to be your friend on FB?

Steven: I sent so many friend requests, but no one confirmed them.

Trevor: Oh well. What can you do?

Steven: Why does social media have to be like this?

Trevor: I don't know what to tell you, man. Maybe, no one wants to add you on FB.

Steven: Just shut up.

Trevor: Say that again.

Steven: Nah. You'll just beat me up.

Trevor: I'll beat you up, anyway. *beats Steven up*

Steven: *getting beat up*

Chris: Maybe, no one wants to be friends with a motorboat.

Me: Exactly.

Trevor: *still beating up Steven*

Steven: *still getting beat up*







This story was written on Wednesday, November 10th, 2021.

A/N Steven, face facts! You have 0 friends on Facebook!!! It is what it is! Deal with it! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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