A/n: Yep, your a skeleton in this chapter, enjoy
(ps. This is a crack chapter because I'm bored)
By the way, you can choose how you look, you just have to be a skeleton
Third pov
Y/n jumped out of bed and rushed down the stairs when they heard Nightmare yell. Anytime Nightmare yelled either they were in trouble or there was tea.
Today they were lucky because there was tea.
When they got down stairs Horror hid behind them. "You okay there buddy?" " No, me and Dust put lemon juice in boss' s coffee and Cross was eating an apple in front of him so now we're all trying to hide." "Okay I get why he would be mad about the lemon coffee, but why did he get mad at Cross for eating an apple?" Boss has had a bad past with apples." "Ooookaay?" "HORROR, DUST AND CROSS GET OVER HERE AND MAYBE I'LL SPARE YOU" Nightmare yelled
"Oh shit, he's pissed, nope nope nope, fuck this shit I'm out, sorry Horror but I don't want to freaking die today!" Y/n said as they sprinted away.
As they ran into the kitchen a plate nearly hit their skull, it hit the wall and shattered.
They looked forward and saw Cross leaning against the wall with a bunch of bruises and a broken bone, Dust was sitting next to him in just as bad of condition.
"Nooooo, fuck, I'm out!" They yelled and ran up the stairs, suddenly blue strings wrapped around the wrists and they were yanked into a room.
Error sat up in his strings right beside them and whispered in a glitched voice "!$ b@$$ $t!// p!$$£& o££?"
(Translation: Is boss still pissed off?)
Y/n nodded and Error sighed. "¥#u €@n $t@¥ h£r£ unt!// b@$$ €@/m$ d@₩n"
(Translation: You can stay here until boss calms down)
That whole day y/n and Error stayed hidden, not daring to come out, they will come out eventually, whenever Nightmare calms down enough not to kill them!
Ha! Crack chapter! Did you enjoy? See you in the next chapter people's!
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