Author: I cannot believe I almost forgot about it
Nightmare: Oh please, you've forgotten about several of our birthday's
Dream: Brother there's no need to be so rude, I'm sure the author didn't forget about it on purpose. ... right?
Author : I've been doing things and it just slipped my mind okay?
Error: SuRe SuRe, jUsT gIvE mE sOmE cHoCoLaTe aNd LeAvE mE AlOnE.
Author : No, leave my chocolate alone, * HISSSSSSS! *
Cross : Bro OMG, LMFAO I caught that on camera!
Epic : Really! Bro... THATS AWESOME
Dust: Did you just fu* king hiss?
Error: JuSt GiVe Me ThE cHoCoLaTe!
Author : NO! Y/NN THE'RE TRYING TO TAKE MY CHOCOLATE! HELP MEEEEE!
Y/n: Hell no, I aint getting stuck in your drama.! Fuck this shit I'm out! *Casually jumps out the window*
Nightmare: Well shit
Ink: Did Y/n just jump out the window! How the fu-
Blueberry/Swap: OH NO! HUMAN ARE YOU OKAY?
Y/n: I'm fine Blue!
Author: Goddammit Y/n! You traitor!
Cross: Wait... Author, do you have chocolate?
Author : NOOOO OF COURSE NOT *sweat drop*
Killer: Lier! I want that chocolate because you forgot my birthday!
Author : I thought you were the reasonable one Killer!?
Horror: Start running, lets play hide and seek, yeah?
Author: Shit. Y/N MAKE SURE YOU STATE ON MY TOOMSTONE THAT I DIED PROTECTING MY CHOCOLATE!
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Y/n: We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Disiscrazy, she died protecting what she loved most, her chocolate. She was killed by a group of skeletons who were angered that she forgot their birthday and wouldn't give up her chocolate. May she rest in peace.
Murder time trio: We feel no regret on what we did.
Error: ShE DeSeRvEd iT
Nightmare: This is so fu*king stupid
Dream: Brother please refrain from swearing
Nightmare: F*ck off
Ink: She left this paper for me to read though
Nightmare: Read it then dumbass
Ink: No need to be so rude!
Red: Just fu*king read it so we can leave!
Error: HuRrY iT uP SqUiD
Ink: Okay okay, geez.
It says that Author will be posting the Christmas special soon and that she appreciates all her readers, it also states that instead of flowers on her grave she wants chocolate and candy.
Blue: What a weird request
Red: Thats one of the stupidest things I've ever heard
Ink: Whatever, goodbye readers!
Fresh: Who?
Error: AHHHHHHH- *Rebooting*
Fresh: Whoops
Nightmare: The fu-
Red: What the hell
Y/n: *Hits Fresh over the head with frying pan* No witnesses
See ya!
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