~Red and Blue Rabbits~ BoyxBoy~

~Chapter 59~Ranting with Aiden,Horribly Cooking with Jake~

DFSAKFKDSJFGHDF I'M SORRY OKAY DON'T WHIP ME!!!!!Ahem..now...I felt like spamming you guys today with love so why the hell now

dear god i need to remind myself that there are people who like reading my stories.

shit

i never felt this special in life

Well then,ON WITH THA STORRRYY~!

Aiden's P.O.V

...Hmm..*riinngg*...Auughh...I groan and reach out for my phone.Who the hell is calling me so early in the goddamn morning.I answered the phone,ignoring the fact that Jake is wide awake,playing on his 3DS.

"..The person you have called WAS currently sleeping,until you woke them the fuck up.Please tell me your name and address,so I can hunt you down."I said. (gotta use that the next time someone calls me)

"Erm...Aiden,this is your sister,Aidelin."she replied.

"Oh.Then don't worry about what I just earlier.So,why did you call?"I asked.

"Come to my place today,right now.It's really urgent,"she said.

"Well you don't sound fucking urgent,"I grumbled.

"Just get your ass over here,"she growled.

I sighed in frustration.

"...No,"I mumbled.

"I got that new mochi ice cream they are selling in Japan,"she said.

"I'm coming," I said and hung up instantly.

Jake looks over at me as I go to the closet and grab a coat.

"Um...Aren't you gonna shower?"he asked.

"Fuck that,Mr.Ice Cream is waiting for me,so I'm out,"I said.I quickly went down the stairs,with Jake,following me like a lost puppy.I put on my shoes,and grabbed Jake's car keys.Suddenly,I felt Jake pat my hair.

"..W-What the hell are you doing?"I asked.He did a slight chuckle.

"You have bed hair!I'm just fixing it for you!"he said,as he continued patting.

".....Okay then...I-I think that;s enough now..,"I muttered.Jake stopped and before I left,he turned me around and kissed me on the cheek.

"See ya later then,"he said,with that fucking smile on his face.That smile.That fucking smile.My face heated up.

"..Y-yeah...um..S-See ya then..,"I stuttered and lefted.I got into the car and off I went.

~Driving with Aiden!~

"..Shitty radio music..The fuck is wrong with this generation's music,I mean,it's so weird.Rapping about big booties and shit like that.Also,Zayn left One Drection,making fans go nuts.6 GIRLS COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE OF THAT I MEAN COME THE FUCK ON!IT'S JUST A BAND BREAKUP OKAY!Geez,I mean,I feel bad for them and all,but come on!Just because a guy left a band doesn't mean it's the end of the world!..Sigh..I really need to start going to therapy.Jake showed me 2 Girls and 1 Cup the other day.That shit is gross.I need to bleach my brain.He also showed me where he reads his yaoi doujins...Bleh..I feel like an uke in a yaoi anime,all like "Ahh~!Senpai,n-not there!" and shit like that.Acting all shota and shit.I also found out that Jake has a weird BDSM fetish.He even told me that he has fantasies about me and stuff.Disgusting.WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?!GOD YOU SUCK AT DRIVING,PIECE OF SHIT.TURN ON YOUR GODDAMN TURN SIGNAL LIGHT THINGY,YOU WANNA CAUSE A GODDAMN CRASH?!"I ranted on and on,not even caring that people are staring at me weirdly.I realized I have bad road rage.

~To Be Continued in the next Episode of Driving with Aiden~

Jake's P.O.V

...I wonder where Aiden is going..I wasn't really listening to his phone conversation..Hmm...Aiden has a tendency of talking to himself a lot...So do I,but it's not as bad as his.Maybe I can cook for him while he's gone!Yeah!I ran off into the kitchen and looked in the fridge.

"...What the hell,why is there a piece of cheesecake here?...We don't even eat cheesecake,what the hell...?'I shrugged it off and continued raiding the fridge.

"Oh god...uh..we..really need to um..buy new milk..,"I said,horrifically....

"WHY THE HELL DO WE HAVE A ROCK IN THE FRIDGE?!...Oh wait...Oh yeahh!It was a rock I brought from the beach..Haha,I drew a derpy face on him..Ahh...good memories.....hmm...Ah!There we go!"I got out a carton of eggs.Okay then...hmm..Let's cook some rice now!I went into the cupboards.

"...Nope,that's the spice place...No...the beer stash place...Uhh....um...a place where I put my...yaoi mangas,...so that's where they were..Ah!There we go!"I got out a box of rice,specifically sushi rice.Okay...now...I plopped the rice in the rice bowl thingy and washed the rice.I put it in the cooker and cooked it.Hmm..now..I need to make some eggs!I got out a pan and started cooking.

"Fuck,my cookngs skills has decreased since Aiden because my wife and started cooking for me..I really need to learn his skills,"I grumbled.I cracked the egg and let it slide in the bowl..

".....LET IT GOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOO!~"I sang....God,who knew it was so boring without Aiden?...I have weird thoughts without him..

"Ooh...I wonder what would happen if I touch the pan..?" I wondered.(oh god no don't)I slowly lifted my finger,(hoe don't do it),and I lowered it into the pan,(you fucked up).

"........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"I over exaggerated.I suck on my index finger,letting the tears flowing into the pan.

"Waaaaa....WHYYYYYY!?SOMEONE COULD HAVE STOPPED ME,BUT NOOOOOOOO~!"I screamed. (...........you know what you can go fuck yourself okay?)

"Muddah fuckah in the ass...shit it burns....It feels like a unicorn took a piss on my finger....shit......Waaaaa,"I whine.

Well.At least it hurts less than Aiden beating the shit out of me.

Oh god,this got depressing quick.Aiden is going to ha ve to eat my tears.

.......Okay look I was listening to some weird ass music while writing this you can't blame me.