𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮/ 𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓢𝓲𝔁𝔁

*∙𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝙾𝚏𝚏 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝙾𝚗 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚎.....∙*

It's was time for tour. Mötley was going on tour with the prince of darkness himself Ozzy Osborne.

"How many chicks have you fucked so far?" Nikki asks Vince as a hot chick goes past us at the pool

"Uh like- 3." He replies

"Nooo not today on the tour!" Nikki says

"Oh haha I lost count after that gang band in Salt Lake City haha!" Vince says

"Hahaha that was fun!" Nikki exclaims

"We're like pussy brothers with the whole scene!" Tommy says

"You guys are maniacs! How about you Mick? You fuck every chick that comes you're way?" I ask Mick

"Yeah right hah." He replies "do you guys happen to think that every chick you fuck probably fucked every band who comes trough town?" He adds
They all exchange some look before bursting out in laughter as Vince says "yes! Yes they do!"

"Well i happen to have respect for myself and the female of our species.... Unlike you animals." Mick says

"Let's have some fucking fun!" I look to my left and there he was. Ozzy. Oh dear god help us.

"Morning Ozz!" We all exclaim
He came twords us putting his 'dress' up showing us his dick. Ew.

Ozzy went up the thing that idk what is called.

"I have to hand it to ya Ozz all these years and you're still keeping up with us kids!" Nikki says

"Keeping up with ya? I fuckin lapped ya mate!" He replies

"Now come here and have a little talk with youre uncle Ozz. Come here." He says

"Now this is your first real tour right? Now I want you to be careful. Have fun but know when to say when. Because a life full of booze, drunks and unprotected sex is only gonna fuck you up man!" He explains before saying "Now give me a straw I want a bump."

"Oh man sorry we're out of blow." Nikki says

"I said I want a bump! Straw please!" Ozzy insists before Tommy gives him his straw. He leaned down to the ground to sniff up a line of ants.

"Wow man what the fuck!" I say shocked

"You ready for that man? You think you're ready?" He asks us before pissing beside the pool

"Everyone has a drink." He says looking at us as he leans down again to lick up his own piss

"Whaattt?!?!??" I ask again shocked

"Crazy fuckers. Watch this." Nikki says before pissing beside the pool. Wanting to do the same as Ozz but he pushed him away licking his piss as well
At this point I was disgusted with them. Was this gonna be the life with them? Well I don't mind but broooo how do they still get chicks?!

My feelings for Nikki got stronger and stronger with every day that passes by. And so did his for me. We were hiding this relationship pretty well. We didn't fuck. Yet! I'm just waiting for the right and perfect moment.