21: christmas

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Lexi's POV:

micm:
we wish you a merry christmas 🎄🎁

sandwich:
we wish you a merry christmas 🎄🎁

violet:
we wish you a merry christmas 🎄🎁

tictac:
and a happy new year 🎇

poor:
it's beginning to look a lot like christmas

green:
everywhere you go

spider:
I will not give in

bucket:
let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

arrow:
all I want for christmas is food

grandpa:
I believe that is not the correct lyrics to the song

arrow:
so you admit you listen to the song?

grandpa:
well I've heard it in-

bucket:
don't believe him, he is obbsessed with the song

grandpa:
Buck!!
you're supposed to be on my side!

bucket:
momma didn't raise no liar

micm:
since when is he so modern???

bucket:
since now, sugar

poor:
onivbfiubvfivkdjvn
I'm dyingebdfbfekbkfjebkfe

salt:
dashing through the snow

shiny:
in a one horse open sleigh

vodka:
over the fields we go

violet:
laughing all the way

knives:
Bells on bob-tails ring,
Making spirits bright.
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight, oh!

Poor:
How does reindeer games know about Christmas-
Oh-

bird:
jingle bells, jingle bells

thunder:
jingle all the way

spider:
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!

arrow:
YES SHE GAVE IN

Micm:
why do you hate christmas so much?

spider:
because it's the day my parents died, okay!

everyone:
...

spider:
nah I'm just kidding, I just don't like the green

Green:
Offended

violet:
thank god
I almost got you a sorry present.

spider:
please don't

violet:
then I'll have to return this

Spider:
Oh god-

Sandwich:
You better watch out

Meme queen:
You better not cry

Micm:
You better not pout, I'm telling you why

Speedy:
Santa claus is coming to town

Micm:
In my opinion that's the best Christmas song ever

Violet:
That's what I'm saying

Poor:
We all know the best song is "last Christmas"

Micm:
I see why we call you poor, you have poor taste (no offence to the song, It's just not my favourite)

Salt:
That's what I'm saying (no offence)

Poor:
Offence taken

Spider:
Welp, we gotta go have a Christmas movie marathon

Micm:
I recommend "elf"

Spider:
Okay, kiddo
Bye

Everyone (except Nat):
Bye

(A/N: it is Christmas and I wanted to dedicate a chapter to it. So merry Christmas, and if you don't celebrate Christmas, then a happy December.

My own story got recommended to me, I'm dying right now 💀💀.

My own story got recommended to me, I'm dying right now 💀💀

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Sorry for the short chapters, I'm having a writer's block. Word count: 417)

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