Felix: HYUNNIE I'M CRYING
Hyunjin: why? did something happen? someone hurt you? he's a dead man
Felix: hyun chill, nobody hurt me. But today it is Decemeber 4th
Hyunjin: And why are you crying?
Felix: Yesterday was December 3th...
Hyunjin: Come to the point Lix
Felix: I DIDN'T GET A FUCKING SWEATER YESTERDAY and did you just call me lix?
Hyunjin: ignore that also
Hyunjin: Why do you want a Sweater on December 3th
Felix: Ask Conan Gray
Hyunjin: Who's Conan Gray
Felix: Listen to his song Heather and you'll know
Hyunjin: Ok wait a moment
Felix: ok
Hyunjin: ngl that song slaps
Felix: IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL RIGHT
Hyunjin: brb imma cry myself to sleep
Felix: WHY WOULD YOU EVER KISS ME
Hyunjin: I'M NOT EVEN HALF AS PRETTY
Felix: YOU GAVE HER YOUR SWEATER
Hyunjin: IT'S JUST POLYESTER
Felix: BUT YOU LIKE HER BETTER
Hyunjin: I wish I were heather
Felix: How do you know the lyrics? You just listened to it
Hyunjin: I can remember things good
Felix: You still remember the first thing I sent you?😍
Hyunjin: yeah and don't remind me of that micro thing
Felix: Wha- my dick is not tiny
Hyunjin: How big then?
Felix: 5 inches
Hyunjin: Liar
Felix: HOW BIG IS YOURS THEN? HUH
Hyunjin: I'm not gonna tell you my dick size. and why you wanna know anyways?
Felix: So I can prepare myself ;)
Hyunjin: Felix... ew
Felix: JKJK
Hyunjin: i always think of jungkook when i see that
Felix: well same
Felix: DON'T CHANGE THE TOPIC HYUNJIN! TELL ME YOUR DICK SIZE NOW
Hyunjin: Why do you want to know my dick size
Felix: IDK JUST TELL ME
Hyunjin: no.
Felix: why?
Hyunjin: you're invading my privacy
Felix: am not
Hyunjin: 8 inches
Felix: Wait really?
Hyunjin: Yes, don't you believe me?
Felix: No
Hyunjin: Do you want proof?
Felix: Yes please
Hyunjin: NO YOU HORNY MOTHERFUCKER. I'M NOT GONNA SEND YOU A PIC OF MY DICK
Felix:
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Felix: Pleaseeee🥺🥺🥺
Hyunjin: stop, i don't have anymore space on my phone
Felix: Flash abs??
Hyunjin: ... i mean
Hyunjin: ngl I've been working out sooo
Hyunjin: *send an image*
Felix: DAMNNN
Felix: thought you'd say no
Felix: I'm changing u
Hyunjin: Happy now?
Felix: Yess😁😁😁
Hyunjin: don't jerk off to it tho
Felix: naur dw... not promising anything tho
Hyunjin: p e r v e r t
Felix: your fault
Hyunjin:
Felix: Hyunnie I gtg now. I have dance practice
Hyunjin: kk, ttyl ig
Felix: Byeee
YOU ARE READING
Happiness || Hyunlix
FanfictionUnknown: *send an image* Reminder: I do not ship Hyunlix in real life. I would be happy and all if they were/are dating but I will not ship them if it makes them uncomfortable.
