goldengod69 has made a group chat with johnpornjonesy, drummerboy, and lespauliswifey!
goldengod69 has changed the group name to the cult!
johnpornjonesy: i still hate you for making this my username, robert
goldengod69: oh whatever
goldengod69: at least we can change them on here
drummerboy has changed johnpornjonesy's nickname to bASS!
bASS: what have i ever done :/
drummerboy: nothing and everything all at once
bASS: is that a green day reference bonzo
drummerboy: maybe
bASS has changed drummerboy's nickname to greenday!
goldengod69: oh lord
greenday: shut up robert you made this
greenday has changed goldengod69's nickname to rat!
rat: WHY
greenday: simply stating what you are mate
bASS: bruh moment
rat: oh god jonesy never say that again
bASS: ok :(
bASS: where's jimmy?
rat: idfk probably playing his guitar
rat: @lespauliswifey
rat: @lespauliswifey
rat: @lespauliswifey
greenday: uh oh he's summoning our own personal demon
lespauliswifey: what the actual flying fuck robert
bASS: wow he came
rat: h e c a m e
bASS: i give up 😀
lespauliswifey: that's immature robert
rat: SAYS YOU :///
greenday: yeah says you jimmy
lespauliswifey: when do i ever say inappropriate things?
rat: we know what you say to your les paul let's be honest
lespauliswifey: so you think i'm physically in love with my guitar now???
bASS: i mean look at your username man
bASS: it's a bit suspicious
greenday: he has a point
rat: yeah exactly
lespauliswifey: it was auto generated
rat: mhm 😐
rat has changed lespauliswifey's nickname to les paul's husband!
les paul's husband: why why why
rat: because i can
bASS: this is the one time i'm thankful that you can't change usernames until 24 hours
les paul's husband: WHAT
greenday: relax it's just us
rat: ...and my instagram followers
bASS: oh no
les paul's husband: WHAT ROBERT
les paul's husband: YOU MEAN EVERYONE WHO GOES TO OUR SCHOOL KNOWS??
rat: basically
les paul's husband: delete it or else i'm going to your house
rat: will you curse it?
les paul's husband: yes. absolutely.
rat: i'm deleting it rn dw
les paul's husband: good
bASS: how does it feel to have that much power over robert
greenday: honestly 💀
greenday: the only people with that much power over robert is his mom and my mom
bASS: your mom...?
les paul's husband: YOUR MOM IN MY BED
bASS: not funny, didn't laugh
bASS: i never thought jimmy would say a your mom joke
greenday: neither have i
greenday: i'll take some of whatever jimmy's having
les paul's husband: bold of you to assume i am on something
greenday: WHEN ARE YOU NOT??
bASS: bonzo has a point
les paul's husband: that's it. you're done. you're done.
greenday: he's quoting memes too oml
greenday: @rat get your ass back here
rat: i'm here
greenday: good now read the texts
rat: ok
rat: wtf is jimmy doing rn😭
les paul's husband: your mom.
bASS: STOP
greenday: STOP IT
rat: get help jimmy
les paul's husband: lmfao also i'm drinking rn incase you're still wondering
greenday: drinking what? did you steal jonesy's jack again?
bASS: istg jimmy if you did👊💥
les paul's husband: dw my friend gave me his parents bottle
rat: that's surprising
les paul's husband: ??
bASS: i thought people were scared to give you shit lmao
les paul's husband: i guess not him
greenday: he must've been on something
les paul's husband: who knows as long as i get free shit
rat: #stopjimmyfromdestroyinghimself
les paul's husband: as if you weren't arrested for possession of weed robert
rat: I NEVER EVEN GOT ADMITTED INTO A CELL
rat: JUST INTEROGATTED
bASS: must've gotten lucky
greenday: i had to drive him home lmao his mom was pissed
rat: don't remind me
rat: she still guilt trips me over it
greenday: not surprised
les paul's husband: anyways i'm gonna go to bed
bASS: you mean to your coffin
les paul's husband: yes definitely my coffin😩
bASS: just go jimmy😀
rat: please
greenday: bye hoe
led paul's husband: 😻
les paul's husband has went offline!
greenday: what was up with him💀
bASS: who knows
bASS: it's jimmy
rat: exactly
bASS: well, i'm gonna go too
bASS: goodnight
greenday: night
rat: night night!
bASS: :)
bASS has gone offline!
greenday: then there were two
rat: it always ends up back at us huh
greenday: sure buddy
greenday: and then there were none
greenday has gone offline!
rat: damn
rat has gone offline!
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Poetrysome of my classic rock, mostly led zeppelin, writings. some are parts, some are drabbles, some are just oneshots. some are from my tumblrs: @/georgeharrisonsimp or @/zeppelinlovies there is some jimbert lol
