☆◇~Schlattbur Oneshots~◇☆ (DISCONTINUED)

~My Love For You Remains~

(I guess you can say this is my own thing of dsmp lore. I have no clue how any of the lore went sense im a newer viewer. So nothing will probably match up with the real lore- sorry about that. Also bold writing is what the letter says. I heard that schlatt banned tommy&wil so I'm adding that also slight smut will be here to)

After I banned Tommy and Wilbur from manburg I felt good. Real good. But something told me otherwise. I still did like him sorta. Quackity told me its nothing, but I felt something. I had the smallest bit of regret. Not much though. God being president is so boring...this paper work is fucking annoying. 'fuck man,' despite banning Wilbur from my country, I still felt sick. In the past we'd had a long... and weird history. 'I'll write him just this one time' I grabbed my book and ripped out a page.

"God why did we have to get kicked out?" Tommy said sighing. "I don't know..." I say as I put my knees to my chest. then out of nowhere, a bird landed on my leg. Ofcource it was alive, it had a note in its mouth. It dropped in and flew off. "You got a letter wil" Tommy said as I picked it up. When I opened it, it stated, "I just wanted to let you know, I banned you for business. Nothing personal, so don't think I'm a scum or some shit. -schlatt" "whats it say?" Tommy asked. "Just a letter from schlatt, thats all." "What the hell dose he want?" "Just saying why he banned us." "Oh." "So are you gonna write him a letter back?" Tommy says. "Sure I guess..." I reply back.

When we got home I got out a piece of paper and began to write, "hey darling, I guess thanks for summing up why you banned us. Still wasn't a cool move. I'll be back, just know that :) yours only, big dick wil. <3 P.S, love ya <3" 'there we go. Time to go mail it I guess.' "What did ya right?" "Oh nothing" "if you say so"

Schlatt had forgotten about the letter he had sent a few days back, he was president after all, though he ignored most of his presidential duties to drink. Passed out drunk, Quackity throws a stack of papers by his side, "Do your fucking job," Quackity sternly flicks Schlatt's head and walks away. Schlatt brings himself up and looks at the papers and groans, loud pecking against glass, "what the fuck" Schlatt mumbles to himself, he opens his window and snatches a letter from the bird's beak. Schlatt reads the letter, his cheeks were already red from being drunk, but swears if he wasn't he'd be shining red. "I'll write him again, but this is the last one" Schlatt thinks to himself out loud and begins to write again. "hey there wilby poo, definitely am not drunk rn. but this bitch Quackity giving me work to do, like i'm the damn president. but i love you too. ow, shit i spilt my drink, i'll be back. ok i'm back, i'm going to sleep now." Schlatt sends his note to the bird and passes out again.

After a few days I got a note back, would assume its from schlatt. I red it out. "hey there wilby poo, definitely am not drunk rn. but this bitch Quackity giving me work to do, like i'm the damn president. but i love you too. ow, shit i spilt my drink, i'll be back. ok i'm back, i'm going to sleep now." What the hell. I sighed and decided to write back again. "Hey again, are you ok? You should stop getting drunk. Its not good for you. Well I hope you're doing well. Get better :) love wil <3 p.s, still love ya<3" my face went a little red. I smiled and sent it off.

after another long night of Schlatt complaining about how much he hates his job, another peck could be heard from the window. Schlatt read the letter, "you should stop getting drunk" he read that part out loud, what the fuck? 'Why is he on my ass about this now? jesus fuck.' Schlatt gets out another paper, "I appreciate your concern, but no. eat shit wilbur." It was a short response but it got the point across, he smirked and sent it away.

I had a idea. Wasn't to smart but I'll try. I was gonna in the middle of the night sneak to the white house and blow it up. But before I did that I would kidnap schlatt and take him here. Perfect. So I got ready and headed out.