"Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock."
"You're an idiot."
"Why?"
"I'm never going to have sex with you Ashton."
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Pick Me Up ⇝ Lashton ✓
FanfictionIn which, Ashton memorises pick up lines for Luke LASHTON HEMWIN COMPLETED ASDFLKJHG5SOS 2015
