"I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."
"A few is three, so your four inches, nice to know."
"I'm not."
"Then what are you?"
"Ten."
"Well shit."
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Pick Me Up ⇝ Lashton ✓
FanfictionIn which, Ashton memorises pick up lines for Luke LASHTON HEMWIN COMPLETED ASDFLKJHG5SOS 2015