"You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home."
"I've been to your house, it's rather small."
"So?"
"There's nothing but your kitchen table to bang on."
"Did you--"
"No."
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Pick Me Up ⇝ Lashton ✓
FanfictionIn which, Ashton memorises pick up lines for Luke LASHTON HEMWIN COMPLETED ASDFLKJHG5SOS 2015
