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Christmas - SMP HOUSE Short And Shit

Written in 3rd, mostly fluff, tiny bit of angst and shit overall :]

It was the first Christmas in the house so it made sense that it was a pretty big deal. Dream had taken it upon himself to give out orders and for once everyone was cooperating, mainly because Phil was bribing them with chocolate. Most of the household was busy getting boxes of decorations and bringing them down from the attic where they had been left to collect dust since moving in in early January. The boxes were laid out neatly in the main living room, well, as neat as they could be in a house full of idiots. The house itself was more of a mansion, it was fucking huge! I mean it was housing 23 people so it had to have been. Phil had decided that they were going to put up 4 different Christmas trees because surely that would go well, and the house was split into 3 groups of 6 and a group of 5.

Dream, George, Sapnap, Karl, Quackity and Sam.

Phil, Kristen, Techno, Wilbur, Tommy and Nikki.

Tubbo, Schlatt, Puffy, Minx, Jack and Eret.

Ranboo, Scott, Bad, Skeppy, and Fundy.

Each team was a mess in its own special way. Dream, Sapnap and Quackity spent the whole time confusing George and Karl by asking them for specific coloured lights, or tinsel, or ornaments and then telling them it was the wrong colour. Both boys gave up in the end and joined a different team.

In group two, Wilbur kept teasing Tommy for not being able to reach the top of the tree and in return kept narrowly avoiding his death as Tommy attempted to strangle him with a line of tinsel. Phil was too busy laughing to help, Techno had sat to the side and was watching with a poorly concealed smirk as it all went down and Kristen and Nikki were the only ones sticking to the assignment.

Group three got a little more... Destructive, you could say. Schlatt and Minx spent their time arguing over anything and everything, Eret and Puffy were desperately trying to keep peace and Tubbo was content with throwing ornaments at Jack. Until he threw a glass one and shattered to the ground with an awful sound that silenced everyone. All he could offer was a shrug and a muffled, "Oops." before things gained in volume once more.

Group 4 was the calmest, somehow. It's definitely saying something when the calmest group is the one planning a divorce. Skeppy and Bad had gotten divorced at least three times during the decorating of the tree, Ranboo had long lost count. Fundy was continuously getting distracted by the lights and the ornaments and throwing tinsel at Scott, telling him he was a model and had to 'work it'.

Overall, putting up the trees was... Chaotic. But what else was there to expect.

The second part of the Christmas festivities was the Christmas Market. The town was always quite a wondrous place, but Christmas was something else. Lights had been strung around stalls and weaving around the trunks and branches of the trees that stood proud in the town centre. The smell of ginger and pine wafting through the air, an instant relaxer. The household split off into groups, wanting to buy some of their Christmas presents without anyone else actually knowing what it was. Of course, in a busy Christmas Market, it really didn't take all that long for someone to go missing. "Have you seen Tommy?" Wilbur said, panting out of breath as he ran to Phil.

"Mate, I left him with you. Haven't seen him since." Phil replied, looking back at Kristen and Techno who both shook their heads.

"Oh shit. Okay, um, what do I do?"

"Have you even tried messaging him yet?"

"Of course I have, he hasn't replied, I messaged the group chat too but no one seems to know where he is! Service isn't great here though."