When Zayn Malik, the king of YouTube takes a break from the internet and when he returns he notices that he may have to share the spotlight with Harry Styles.
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"Heyyy my Lovers!" Harry said in the driver seat of his Tesla.
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🎶He wanna see my shit squirt like he squeezed it He finned out on this pussy he need it He wanna keep it like lock it and key it I tell him to bring me my money then beat it Get a nigga back to the streets, aye Ask your man not me, aye Only see him when its time to eat, aye You ain't seen ya nigga about three days Ask ya friend 'bout me I'm the bomb, bae Rap bitch all on the runway Pink lemonade with the Bombay, make the booty up uh oh like Beyoncé🎶
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"Hello besties! Today my dearest friend James Corden!" Harry says as the passenger door opens and James seats in the seat.
"Welcome back to Mr. Styles' vlog everyone." James said smiling brightly at the camera.
"James your not on television, cut the act." Harry said rolling his eyes but smiling slightly.
"Yeah yeah, whatever. Today we will be doing carpool karaoke. Much like my show, don't you think, Styles?"
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7 rings by Ariana Grande starts to play and Harry starts to drive down the road as they sing.
"Wearing a ring, but ain't gon' be no "Mrs." Bought matching diamonds for six of my bitches I'd rather spoil all my friends with my riches Think retail therapy my new addiction Whoever said money can't solve your problems Must not have had enough money to solve 'em They say, "Which one?" I say, "Nah, I want all of 'em" Happiness is the same price as red bottoms My smile is beamin', my skin is gleamin' The way it shine, I know you've seen it (you've seen it) I bought a crib just for the closet Both his and hers, I want it, I got it, yeah"
Harry and James song loudly in the car with the windows rolled down and soon the song fades.
"Gosh I love Ari." Harry said smiling and out of breath.
"How is she doing, btw's?" James asks with his legs cross putting lipstick on.
"One, stop with the abbreviations. Two, she is doing great. Three, stop playing in my make-up!" Harry fake whined.
"I can see the headlines now. 'Styles admits to wearing makeup in latest vlog'." James says laughing.
"Shuddup." Harry mutter's blushing madly.
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"Boy, lately you've been stingy with your time Got me wondering, I'm wondering if I'm on your mind Boy, I just wanna be in your possession You say I'm the one you want, so come express it Don't slip, don't slip 'Cause a n***a might push up on it Don't really wanna lose this moment Why window shop when you own this? (Ah-ah-ah) don't put it down (I-I-I) don't fuck around (I-I-I) I want you now, I want you now, oh, woah, oh"
"Felt!" Harry screamed puffing dramatically.
"Well then Haz who do you want?" James says propping his chin on his elbows smiling and raising his eyebrows.
"I want..." Harry said holding out the word 'want'. "McDonald's!" He says making a sharp turn.
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"It's the way you drink it all like you're thirsty Tie me up, pin me down, show no mercy (ah-ah) Nibble on it, kissing it like a Hershey (muah) You could be the boss, I'll let you work me I'll let you finish on the tat', it says tsunami Bust down on your future baby mommy (bust down) Uh, fuckin' in the whip, top off (ayy) Do a quick dick drop off (drop off) Guess your old bitch is all talk I ain't never seen it on soft Goddamn, I wanna undress you I wanna impress you, but I ain't gon' stress you I wanna undo the things I said before Damn, I ain't been this wet in years"
Harry was sings so aggressively that he lets go of the wheel to scream the lyrics. James turns off the song and turns the wheel frantically.
"Geez Harry! We almost died! Who were you singing that for?!" James screamed fanning his face.
"Nobody! Kehlani is literally the only reason I question if I'm actually gay or not." Harry said driving again.
"Oh! Kehlani of your watching this come in my show!" James says to the camera.
"I hear the headlines now." Harry said mocking James from earlier. "'Corden begs Kehlani to come on his show. Clout chasing much?!'"
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"I've got some damn bad intentions I've got some damn bad intentions I got some secrets I forgot to mention Haven't learned my lesson I've got some damn bad intentions I see the world in 25 dimensions I've seen evil reign over perfection Blood heat over tension And I know... You say you love the way the storms blow But when it comes you close your window You hate the fighting in the world So you bring the battle home and fight until it's yours Right until I'm gone And there's holes on the walls Written in the sand Deception on my lips and there's blood on your hands And I'm tired of keepin' lies You can see it in my eyes I don't wanna die"
"Honestly." James said in a Kim Kardashian voice. "Harry has soooo many secrets and bad intentions," he then leans closely to the camera to whisper. "It's unhealthy."
"James, I hate you." Harry said with his arms crossed.
"Ah, you love me." James says with his normal voice.
"Thanks for watching the video guys! I love you so so so much!" Harry said ignoring him.
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Get up in the booth and beat the motherfucking beat up Pissin' bitches off like a nigga left the seat up Bitch big mad 'cause you can't beat me up I don't wanna talk shit with ya or meet ya Jealous ass trick tryna fuck up my features I get my revenge when I drop all my pictures I'm pretty like art bitch I look like a fixture I'll get my revenge when I fuck on your nigga I take that shit back I won't fuck on your nigga I'll fuck on his face, right in your place🎶
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