When Zayn Malik, the king of YouTube takes a break from the internet and when he returns he notices that he may have to share the spotlight with Harry Styles.
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🎶 Bad Bunny numbers, it's a robbery
Five-hundred million, just for Aubrey
Mmm, hmm, yeah, major distribution how I pop it
Mention me to be the hottest topic
Same place you send your bitches shoppin' 🎶
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"Hello, guys! Welcome back to Zayn's channel with your special guest, Me!" Harry says walking into a room and shutting the door.
"Have you started the video yet?" A voice out of frame asks.
"Mm-hm. You guys get a sneak peek at the lovely Zayn Malik, shirtless," Harry whispers to the camera and turns it to a shirtless Zayn.
"Harry!" Zayn said throwing his shirt at the camera.
"Sorry sorry. So today we will be playing smash or pass and kiss mary kill. Z has the list on his phone," Harry says setting the camera on a table and sitting beside Zayn on the hotel beds so they're both in the frame.
"Exactly. We will just jump straight into it." Zayn dug out his phone while Harry tried not to make it obvious that he was staring at Zayn's chest.
"Are you going to- um- put on a shirt?"
"Nope, smash or pass Pete Davidson?"
"Pass," Harry says immediately. "Nothing personal but not my type,"
"Smash or pass Rihanna?" Zayn asked.
"Smash respectfully,"
"Same. Let's spice this up a bit. If you choose to smash you have to say what you think the best part of it will be and if you say pass tell us what their most unattractive feature is. Smash or pass Idris Elba?" Zayn said smirking.
"God I am so in love with that man. Smash and the best part would be hearing his voice in my ear. Oh I just got the chills," Harry said making Zayn laugh. "Lemme ask some,"
Zayn handed Harry his phone.
"Smash or pass Kendall Jenner?" Harry said smirking.
"Harry! I can't answer that," Zayn said.
"Mm, but you can," Harry said giggling.
"Psh, pass," Zayn mumbled making Harry laugh.
"And what's most unattractive about Kendall?"
"Her best friend," Zayn said glaring at Harry making him laugh harder while Zayn took his phone back. "Smash or pass Caroline Flack?" Zayn said making Harry stop laughing and roll his eyes.
"No fair!"
"Nope you gotta answer,"
"Fine, smash because I like that thing she does with her tongue," Harry said sticking his tongue in Zayn's ear.
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"Alright, moving on to Kiss, Marry, Kill we have Neymar, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Lionel Messi," Zayn said.
"Ohh, alright this is a good one. I will kiss Ronaldo, um marry Neymar and kill Messi. Chat don't come for me!"
"Okay, Aladdin, Peter Pan, and Winnie the Pooh,"
"Marry Aladdin because he looks most like you. Kiss Mr. Pan and kill my mate the Pooh," Harry said sadly. "Perrie Edwards, Sabrina Carpenter, and Zara Larsson,"
"Harry," Zayn said slapping his forehead. "I guess, god, marry Sabrina, kiss P-Zara and kill Perrie. Nothing personal,"
"Sure about that? Anyway, Thor, Shrek, and Spongebob," Harry said.
"Kiss Spongebob, uh- marry Shrek and kill Thor," Zayn said.
"Yikes, my turn!"
"Camilla Cabello, Adele, and Selena Gomez,"
"Mm, nice list," Harry mumbled, "Marry Adele, kiss Sel and kill Camilla. Sorry babes."
"Interesting. LeBron James, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Johnny Depp?"
"Easy. Marry Johnny kiss Leo and kill Bron," Harry said.
"Staring to see a pattern here." Zayn said under his breath, "Shania Twain, Celine Dion, and Christina Aguilera?"
"You need to come up with better ones. Marry Shania, kiss Christina and kill Celine. Alright last one for you," Harry said taking the phone. "Putin, Kin Jong-un, and Donald Trump"
"Okay and that's the end of the video, Zayn said taking the camera while Harry laughed behind him. "See you guess next time, love you!"
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🎶Savage still let his gun pop,
FOX 5 gang, get you knocked
Major distribution, labels callin',
Harry Styles numbers, it's a robbery
My niggas go in-Zayn to catch a body,
we was face to face, you could've shot me 🎶
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