OC AU Incorrect Quotes

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So many Fucking Drafts. *sigh*
Anyways. I just put together some things I thought they would say.

Devin: Why does everything bad have to happen to me?
Yuki, just walked into the room, tearing up: I'm a bad thing?
Devin: Wait- no- I didn't mean.

Inmo: What is love?
Irene: I don't know, why are you asking me?
Inmo: Because you know a lot.
Irene: Tou'che, but I don't have an answer for you on this one.

Flurry: Hey Mayi...can you show me how you do your magic tricks?
Devmayi: I could but you couldn't do them.
Flurry: Why not?
Devmayi: Because it's magic.
Flurry: I'm a wizard though.
Devmayi: ...
Devmayi: You're not wrong.

Ei: Hey Viper~ You wanna fight?~
Viper: *sigh* I already told you, I don't fight kids.
Ei: I'm not a kid!!
Viper: You look like one and you act like one half the time.
Ei: Well- well- you're a big meany!!
Viper: You're only proving my point further.

Jakey, doing paper work: This is really boring.
Adelina: Excuse me? Did you just say writing is boring?
Jakey: One, where the heck did you come from? Two, kind of.
Adelina: Well, as an inspiring writer I take extreme offense to that.
Jakey: Well if your so passionate about writing then you can do the paperwork from now on.
Adelina: With pleasure.

Brandon, drunk: Do you think I can swing from the chandelier??
Yuki, drinking: I'm gonna swing from the chandelier...🎵🎶
David: Are you two drunk right now?
Yuki: Brandon's drunk, I can't get drunk.
David: You confuse me.

Mamoru: Wow, I wonder what would happen if I just picked all of these wonderful flowers...
David, growling: Touch them and I'll rip your heart out.
Mamoru: Try me.

David: *Growling randomly* So, where were we?
Yuki: You were just scolding me about the consequences of touching your flowers.
Irene: Dude, are you okay?
David: What? Of course I'm okay!
Irene: Yeah I honestly don't care about your well being enough to continue this.
Yuki: Ooooo. Better magic up some ice for that burn!
David: That's not how that works.

A: Ummmm.
Collin: What's wrong?
A: Well...it's just...Kay and Ei have been glaring at each other for the past hour.
Collin: Oh-

Flurry: Mayi!!!! Help us, Kai's really upset and now the guild is flooding!!
Devmayi: What do you expect me to do? I don't have the ability to cancel out water magic.
Flurry: Oh...right...Yamitsu do something!!
Yamitsu: *sigh* If you role your dice you might actually get something useful.
Flurry: Oh yeah...

Irene: And that's how I took down 2 dark guilds at once.
Divinus: Scary...

Adelina: Money is everything, if you don't have money then you don't have food or shelter or anything.
Kay: But money can't buy everything.
Adelina: Actually it can, even friends. Real friends or not they'd still be friends.
Kay: I- wait you're not wrong...

Homura: My life is an endless pit of suffering.
Jakey: Cookie?
Homura; My life is no longer an endless pit of suffering.

David: Hey Yuki, come take a look at this quest.
Yuki: Boi, I am blind, how the hell am I supposed to read that.
David: oh yeah...well then, see you later then.
Yuki: That bitch-

Brandon: Now, tell me, what's the one rule a gave you.
Yuki: To keep an eye on Inmo.
Brandon: And why didn't you do that?
Yuki: Because I can't see.
Brandon: But you can still see his aura.
Yuki: Shit-

Adreanna: What goes up must come down.
Jericho: What are you talking ab-
Adreanna: In this case it's my will to live.

Yuki: We are one.
Mamoru: Life is fun.
Irene: You gotta make the most of it.
Inmo: Make the most of it.

That's all for now Ladies, gents and individuals.