Crackfic #3

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This is the last one guys

‼️ CHAPTER 241 MANGA SPOLERS AHEAD‼️



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Mucho: I'm a confident driver

Sanzu: You just ran over someone

Mucho: And I did it confidently.




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Taiju: No one wants to see your cowardly self roaming around on this earth. Thy lowly appearance makes my eyes bleed-

Takemitchy: What is he saying?

Yuzuha: He's telling you to fuck off




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Ran: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly

Rindou: FUCK YOU


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Chifuyu: is that my cat?

(Y/N): no, that's my cat

Chifuyu: my cat looks like that too

(Y/N): we have identical cats?

Chifuyu: I don't think so. That's my cat.

(Y/N): I'm pretty sure that's my cat.

Baji: SHUT UP IM NO ONES CAT




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Hanma: I feel lightheaded

Kisaki: because you have nothing inside there



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Senju: *breaks a toy plane*

Takeomi: It's okay. Everybody makes mistakes.

Haruchiyo: *breathes.*

Takeomi: you fucking donkey




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Pah-chin: I hate Peh. He's too loud.

Someone random: Omg same. He should go away.

Pah-chin: *cracking his knuckles* say that again and I'll show you what hell looks like bitch





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Draken: How tall are you?

Hanma: Six two

Draken: How tall are you?

Mikey: I am five foot, two inches, and three centimetres I WILL DESTROY YOU




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Daji: (Y/N)! (Y/N)! Guess what I'm about to get!

(Y/N): on my nerves



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*in Bonten's hideout*

Sanzu: Do you think when butterflies are in love, they feel humans in their stomachs?

Koko:

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 12, 2022 ⏰

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