Hello, it's me the psychopath that lives in your phone.
Remi: @john
John: yea?
Remi: how do I get blood stains out of clothing.
Arlo: wtf
John: why are u asking me
Remi: cuz you always bleeding and somehow come to school the next day with a clean uniform.
Isen: facts
John: I clean them myself
Remi: how????
John: because Remi
John: I am a man of focus
John: commitment
John: and sheer fawking will.
Blyke: you stole that line.
Isen: that's a great movie
Remi: wut movie???
Isen: oh its called John Wick and it's about...
Blyke: isen don't tell her
Blyke: remember the beginning.
Isen: oh right.
Isen: remi, you wouldn't handle the beginning well.
Remi: what does the main characters brother die.
Isen: worse
Remi: ok, I guess I won't watch it.
John: hey Remi, if you have blood stains on some stuff I could wash it.
John: But you have to tell us why there's blood in the first place.
Sera: yea, you've been really suspicious lately.
Remi: um... I was ..
Arlo: spit it out
Isen: she fell off her bike
Arlo:...
John:...
Elaine:...
Sera:...
Remi: yeah and the blood stained the clothes I was wearing.
Blyke: that's what happened
Isen: completely true story.
John: sus
Sera: sussy baka
John: Sera are you drunk again.
Sera: ... no
Remi: sus.
John: very sus.
Sera: shut up John, your the who's sus
John:how so??
Sera: you had a lot more blood on you than usual and it looked like it's not your's.
John... um
John: it was zeke again, he beat me up pretty bad today.
Sera: then why was there barely a scratch on you.
John: um... Arlo and Elaine found me and healed me.
John: right guys..
Arlo: ...
John: Arlo? Right?
Arlo: YES. those were in fact the events that took place at that time.
Elaine: yup, totally happened.
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