currently unnamed| unordinary chatfic

Being Remi's Boyfriend is ...

John: Isen, is Sera still angry?

Isen: um...

Sera: John...

Sera: you're f***ing dead~🤗

Isen: I believe so..

John: Sera, it's been a week. How long are you gonna stay pissed?

Sera: until your head is hanging off the front of a boat, while the rest of you is chained to the anchor.

Isen: anyone else shutter.

Elaine: I sure did.

Arlo: like I'd be scared of a cripple.

John: shut up, you probably pissed yourself.

Arlo: F*** you

John: F*** u

Remi: John, what did I say about the swearing?!

John:😮‍💨

John: I'm sorry, "LUV", the strong and beautiful "REMI".

blyke: that should have been my line 😭

Blyke: but I mean every boy and half the girls in school are jealous and plan on killing you.

Blyke: so lesser of two evils

John: fan-f***ing-tastic.

Remi: John r u ready for our date.

John: rn, getting murdered by a mob sounds pretty good.

Sera: then come out here and let me chop you into pieces.

John: ...

John: I change my mind, Remi let's go.

Remi: ok 😘

Blyke:

Isen: blyke stop being so dramatic 😮‍💨

Blyke: ~In the arms of an angel~

Sera: John I seeeeee yooooouuuu.

John: oh, s***

Remi: John run!!!!

John: Remi I F***ing hate you.

TEN MINUTES LATER

Sera: you two get the f*** out of there!!!!

Isen: out of where?

Remi: we're in my room

Elaine: just the two of you?!

Sera: John!!!!!!!!!

John: i officially hate love

Arlo: welcome to the club

John: f*** you arlo

Remi: john, i said no swearing

Remi: no i'll have to punish~ you~

John: w-w-w-w-w-w-wait no

Remi: fufu

John: guys help she's f***ing drunk!!!!

Remi: Ready John~ 

Sera: aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

John: please, don't