Arlo: Elaine, what did you do to my coffee maker.
Elaine: nothing.
Arlo: Then why the Flying F*** is it on fire.
Elaine: and you thought that was me.
Sera: usually when there's a fire it's traced back to you.
Isen: facts
Elaine:I did nothing to your coffee machine.
Remi: um..
Remi: actually me and John broke it.
John: we tried to make hot coco.
Remi: I used my ability again.
Sera: wait, you hung out without me??!!
Arlo: Seraphina have your jealous breakdown later.
Arlo: when did you do this?!!!
John: last night.
Remi: when you were passed out drunk.
Arlo: wait so you set fire to my room while I was unconscious!!!????
John: yea, I'm surprised your not dead.
Isen: why didn't the fire spread???
Arlo: I fire proofed my walls so Elaine, wouldn't kill me.
Elaine: and yet I have Mr. Chainsaw
Arlo: Elaine, where the f*** did you get that.
Elaine: oh it's John's.
John: if it has to do with killing Arlo I'll do anything.
Remi: I'll electricute him if you go out with me.
John: sure sounds like a win win
Sera:...
Sera: John, I'll kill Arlo faster if you don't.
Remi: you don't even have a ability tho.
Sera: I do
Sera: I'm rich 😎
Arlo: shouldn't I get a say in this!?
John: quiet
John: the adults are talking.
Arlo:I'M OLDER THAN YOU!!!!
John: are you talking back to me?
John: go sit in the corner.
Arlo: ...
Arlo: fine I will but not because you told me to.
Arlo: because I hear Elaine revving the chainsaw.
Elaine: oooooh, Arloooooo, where are yooooooouuu?????
Arlo: Help!!!!! She's actually going to kill me!!!!!
Elaine: this is because you didn't want me.
Elaine: so it's either me or Mr. Chainsaw
Arlo: ...
Arlo: chainsaw
Elaine: so be it.
Arlo: Aaaaaahhhhhhh
Remi: wait if Elaine kills Arlo does that mean she gets a date with John???
John: no cause I already lended her Mr. Chainsaw
Arlo: john, you suck.
Remi: yay he's alive, meaning I can still kill him.
John: and our fan base calls me crazy.
Arlo: you can't kill me because your weaker and I have plot armou-I mean barrier.
Arlo: and not even a chainsaw can kill me.
Remi: what about I kill your reputation.
Arlo: wut?
Remi: I have your browser history.
John: HA
Remi: I have everyone's
John: f***
Remi: Arlo history.Jpeg
Arlo:f***
Blyke: "where to buy hierarchy nft"?
Elaine: "how to fire proof yourself"?,
Elaine: ARLO!!!!
Arlo: what, I'm just trying to keep myself safe from you.
Sera: honestly those are very arlo things.
Sera: Remi, you idiot we can't use any of this.
Remi: ...
Remi: Sera history.Jpeg
Sera: gawddamnit
John: let's see here...
Sera: John!!!!! Nooooooo!!!!
John: "Ability loss".
John: "Ability restore".
John: "Ability drugs".
John: order for a custom body pillow?
Sera: um...
Sera: that's taken out of context.
Isen: not when it's a pillow of John.
Blyke: lmao
Sera: Elaine tell them what i did with the pillow.
Elaine: she sold it to Remi for double price.
Remi: double?!!!!
Remi: I mean, I never purchased anything.
Sera: how the tables have turned.
Remi: how about I show you John's history
Arlo: no please don't.
Remi: nope, gonna do it.
John: don't
Remi: no
Remi: wow you guys really don't want me to show it do you.
John: please remi don't do it.
Remi: too late
Arlo: quick do something!!!!
Remi: hahahahhahahaha
Remi: sending now
Remi has been muted by Sera
John: Sera thank you!!!!
Sera: you owe me a Boba
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