Sera: John
Sera: ...
Sera: John!!!!
Remi: John!!!!!
Arlo: Dumb*ss, wake the f*** up
John: go f*** yourself.
Sera: John, we have to do the Qna
John: ok here's a question why is Arlo gay?
John: answer because he loves beat other men and gets his satisfaction from it cuz Elaine couldn't please an orange.
Arlo: f*** you
Remi: cmon boys, the loving people who read our texts like a bunch of stalkers want ask personal questions that we have to answer as if we have a gun to our head.
Sera: good job, real smooth
Sera: moving on
Sera: first question
Comment by JuniorTorres370 : are you ever going to add Evie to the chat?
john: who the hell is Evie?
sera: a friend of mine.
John: wait, so your allowed other friends but I'm not?
Sera: yes.
Arlo: there already enough female characters, we don't need a third.
Elaine: you mean "fourth".
John: no because you don't count as a character, hell you don't even count as a human being.
Elaine: ...
Elaine: is no one going to defend me.
Isen: nope
Blyke: don't feel like it.
Arlo: we're just speaking the truth.
Elaine: ;-;
Remi: um
Blyke: can we please just get this over with.
Comment by Hansolo_JJ: does Elaine only eat orange flavored food?
Elaine: well let's see I love oj, and orange flavored candies but no I also like other foods.
Arlo: idk last time I checked you've only eaten orange marmalade on toast with orange citrus tea.
Blyke: ok cool, hurry up next question.
Isen: why are you in such a hurry?
Blyke: because I want to watch anime.
Comment by PueePie: what is isen's dream article?
Isen: hmmmmm
Isen: an article about why we should have fight ring at school.
Isen: like a fight club.
John: I would be into that.
Arlo: me too
Blyke: Arlo and John agreeing, guys it's the end times.
Remi: hey there's another question for you isen.
Comment by Hansolo_JJ: would you risk your life for an article.
Isen: no, because of one blond and one raven haired tyrant.
Isen: plez let's move on before arlo severs my head from the rest of my body.
Elaine: okay...
Comment by CyberLink963: why is arlo a little b*tch?
Arlo: ...
John: I like how this guy thinks.
John: well you see Arlo as a baby was taught the hierarchy is totally not flawed, America won Vietnam and Donald Trump is a good president.
Arlo: eat s***, John
John: I'll eat your leadership skills, they're practically the same thing.
Remi: next question!!!!
Isen: before this school becomes a warzone.
Comment by Mohonned-GR: what is John's browser history.
John: f***
Remi: well I guess if we have too 😏
John: don't you dare
Remi: too late.
Isen: "how flammable is blond hair"?
Arlo: wtf
Arlo: why is there a website called
"Arlo doesn't deserve rights"?
Elaine: an entire website dedicated to hating arlo?
John: ye
Arlo: f*** you
John:f*** you
Sera: what the f***!!!!
Remi: wut
Sera:"best spots for a date near me"?????
Remi: omg!!!!
Remi: you were planning to take me out weren't you???
Sera: hah, no chance he'd go out with you.
Remi: then who else, you?
Sera: n n no it's not like I like him!!!
Elaine: Sera you forgot to add "Baka" at the end.
Sera: shut up!!!
Remi: hey John so tell me who were you planning on taking?
Isen: I would also like to know.
John: ...
John: yes, remi it was you who I wanted to take.
Remi: let's gooooo!!!!!
Sera: WTF!!!!
Blyke:😭😭😭😭
Arlo: gross
Sera: hey John I've taken Mr. Chainsaw
Sera: but don't worry you'll see him soon.
John: blyke, I'm boarding up the windows and doors in our room.
Isen: he's crying in a corner rn.
John: well I think that concludes our qna, now I'm gonna start finding plywood.
Sera: JOHN!!! I'm gonna cut you down the middle!!!!
John: ahhhhhh!!!!
Elaine: see you guys next time 😘
Arlo: shut up Elaine.
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