Arlo = asslo
Remi = Pichu
Isen = sewer rat
Blyke = Otaku
Elaine = smurf
Otaku: Elaine, I need your help
Smurf: why?
Otaku: I need you to heal me.
Smurf: why does everyone only talk to me, when they need healing.
John: because that's all you're good for.
Smurf: **** you.
John: what are you gonna do? Have your non-existing fans on me.
Smurf: screw you, I'll never heal you again.
John: I barely ask you to heal me anyway.
Otaku: hey guy's, kinda bleeding here.
Elaine: sorry, omw.
Pichu: can I ask what happened.
Otaku: isen convinced me to fire a beam at a mirror, because he said it would bounce off.
John: I'm guessing it didn't.
Otaku: yup, it shattered and then I got slashed by a bunch of glass shards.
Sewer rat: I recorded it.
Sewer rat: video.file./LMAO.XD.
John: lol
Sera: lmao
Asslo: you dumb***
Pichu: hahahahahahaha
Otaku: shut up, I've seen you guys use your abilities to do dumber things.
John: seriously like what?
Otaku: once, Remi tried to charge her phone with her powers and blew it up.
Pichu: it actually was charging for a sec.
Otaku: and isen used his ability to...
Sewer rat: don't say it!!!!
Otaku: you're right, everyone here would kill you.
John: you guys really abuse your abilities.
Asslo: something a cripple would say.
John: arlo....really
Asslo: **** you
Otaku: Elaine!!!
Smurf: what!!!
Otaku: thank you
Smurf: what would you all do without me.
John: annoy doc to the point of suicide.
Smurf: it's thanks to us healers that modern medicine and health care is so good.
John: you still haven't found the cure to cancer.
Smurf: we're the reason a lot of illnesses are easily and we've prevented any epidemics from happening over the years.
John: like what???
Asslo: I heard there was one virus in China that would have quickly spread of it wasn't for healing-based abilities.
Pichu: what was it called?
Asslo: I don't know, I think it was named after an beer or something.
Pichu: which one??
Asslo: I don't remember.
Sewer rat: speaking of healers, Elaine why were you using your ability on a lemon.
Smurf: I wanted to see what would happen.
Otaku: so did it do anything
Smurf: no :(
John: isen you have my respect for the next hour.
Sera: what'd he do?
Sewer rat: I upload the video of blyke online.
Otaku: WTF, why does it already have a million views!!!!
John: causes it's funny as ****
Pichu: it really is.
Otaku: you guys are ***holes.
John: nah, you're just a b****
Otaku: **** you John, I'll throw you into the next state.
John: then do it p****.
Otaku: wanna go b****.
John: sure, tomorrow after school.
Otaku: fine by me.
Otaku: do you want to die?
John: honestly,I'm on the fence.
Elaine: 0_0
Sera: John are you ok?
Pichu: John????
Pichu: why isn't he answering?
Isen: guys, I hear John laughing maniacally I'm the halls.
John:hahahahaahhhahaaaa!!!!!
Remi: should we be worried.
John: heh, probably
To be continued...
Wanted to make a pole, who do you simp for? Comment on one of the choices.
Sera
Remi
Cecile
Elaine
Evie
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