"Daddy! Daddy help! Daddy!" The hawk jerked his head away from me.
"Alysse?" he called. He looked at me. "Stay here." Was he kidding? It wasn't like I could go anywhere. I am a chicken. Chickens don't fly.
"DADDY!!!!!!!!" The hawk jerked and flew off. More like rocket-launched himself away that's how fast he went.
"Alysse!" I heard him call.
"Quick. Come with me." It was Medusa. Did she really think I'd go with her after she betrayed me? Birdy, it's time to face reality.
"Why?" I asked.
"Do you want to get eaten?" she asked.
"Um..... you brought me here remember?" I pointed out.
"I had to. The Great Hawk had seen you. If I hadn't turned you in I would have been killed. Luckily, I'm best friends with his daughter, Alysse. We set this up so I could get you back." I looked at her.
"One more thing," I said. "What's your name?" She laughed.
"It's Medusa Madlynne Ammeri Sharla Kathryn Nikita Lisa the Third. Any questions?"
"Yeah... what's your name?" She laughed again.
"Tell you later. We really need to go."
"Where?" I asked.
"To Alysse."
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