Apparently, snake hunting requires live bait.
Apparently, chickens make really good live bait.
Apparently, it was possible to do with a raven. It had been done before.
Apparently, I was going to put my life at risk because I knew there was a snake.
Apparently, I should not have talked about the snake.
Apparently, I will die.
But maybe not.
So I went out to the middle of the road. I hopped on one foot like I was injured. The snake came, slowly at first.
I began to hop faster. The snake began to slither faster.
DUN
DUN
DUN.
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
FantasyBecause she did. This isn't a jokebook, it's a memoir. The memoir of a chicken, Ruby, who decided to cross a road. Well she didn't really have a choice. You'll see. Just read the story. But the point is she crossed the road. I know right? Crazy. Si...
