Anotnio: *to his pet jaguar, holding a cheez-it* Eyo, you want this cheez-it fool?
Jaguar: *comes to get it but sees one of Bruno's rats, starts fighting it*
Antonio: OH MY GOHD- HEY! CUT IT OUT! All i did was to ask you if you wanted a cheez-iT-
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Pepa: *in their group chat* JQBZIQJS
Bruno: What is that?
Julieta: A keyboard smash
Bruno: How do I do that?
Pepa: Just press any ket
Bruno: 7
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Mirabel: I don't know why people need to pay money to see other people.
Camilo: Do you mean prostitution, concerts, or movies?
Mirabel: Glasses.
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Isabela: *tired of Mirabel* I'm gonna say it.
Isabela: I don't care that you broke your elbow-
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Luisa: I'm going to bed.
Dolores: It's noon-
Luisa: Time isn't real.
Dolores: PLEASE DON'T BE LIKE TIO BRUNO-
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Abuela: I love everyone in this family equally.
Felix: THE CASITA'S ON FIRE!
Abuela: ISABELA ARE YOU OKAY???
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Agustin: I guess you can say that I've fallen for you.
Julieta: You just fell down an entire flight of stairs how are you even alive-
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Camilo: *driving* where are you?
Mirabel: Oh, I see you!
Camilo: I- aRE YOU THAT GIRL ON THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?
Mirabel: Yeah, floor it.
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Pepa: Now that Tonio's older, you can tell him about the birds and the bees.
Felix: *to Tonio* they are disappearing in an alarming rate.
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Isabela: Did you do this?
Dolores: Oh sure, something goes wrong and you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?
Isabela:
Dolores: Yes. I did it-
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A/N: CAN I HEADCANON THIS- I think like before everything was resolved, Isa and Dolores didn't have a good relationship with each other? Cuz like, Dolores has been in love with Mariano who Isa should be marrying and I think she got jealous there. ALSO because Abuela has made Isa the golden child I think that broke their relationship apart, do you get what I mean-
Also 100+ VIEWS WTH THANK YOU GOIS SOO MUCH QIJDQJJX-
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MADRIGALS ON CRACK | ENCANTO INCORRECT QUOTES
FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
