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Bruno: *walks in kitchen, sees Julieta tired af* What are you drinking?
Julieta: A cup of fuckofee.

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Dolores: *talks about some girl flirting on Mariano* And yes. She is a bitch. B I C T H.
Mariano:
Dolores:
Dolores: And in that order.

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Antonio: Luisa, it says that this toy says "For ages 5 and up".
Luisa: I am part of the up.

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Camilo: Abuela, you ground Mirabel. You should ground all of us. We went along with her.
Abuela: Milo.. are you sticking up with Mira?
Camilo: I know, it's strange. But I'm feeling a certain sibling-y connection right now. And I want that feeling to go away as soon as possible.

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Isabela: *crying*
Mirabel: Isa, what's wrong?
Isabela: *points at her reflection on the mirror* SHE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL!

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Agustin: HEY LOOK! I caught a bee on my hands for the very first time!
Felix: Aren't you... pronE TO BEES?
Agustin: *still smiling as his hands started sweeling* Crap.

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Pepa: I don't do relationships.
Felix: *passes by*
Pepa: ...fu-

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Camilo: THE CAPITAL LETTER A IS JUST A SHARPENED PENCIL.
Dolores: *from another room* Well my sharpened kNIFE IS Gonna cause some SERIOUS pAIN IF YU DON'T SHUT UP.

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Luisa: Hello stranger with a degree!
Luisa: I'm here to tell you why I'm broken!

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Abuela: You're annoying.
Bruno: I'm not even doing anything
Abuela: Still.

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