Luisa: *waters a plant* There you go, you're gonna grow soon.
Isabela: *whispering* Should we tell her that she's watering a fake plant?
Dolores: *whispering too* nah.
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Mirabel: I am going to personally come down there and throw eggs.
Camilo: In this household we dont throw hands, we throw eggs.
Mirabel: SHUT UP-
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Abuela: You literally done the SEVEN things I told you not to.
Bruno: Well that's a shame... because theres MORE actually. You just caught seven, HAH-
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Pepa: Well, I'm going out to get some air.
Felix: There's also air here, you know.
Pepa: Well I doN'T WANT YOUR AIR.
Felix: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY AIR!?
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Julieta: How to tell someone they have a bad breath without hurting their feelings.
Agustin:
Agustin: "I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash".
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Dolores: *filming a mannequin beside her* This bitch stole my boyfriend, so I snatched her weave and now she's bALD-
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Camilo: *decorating cookies of each other* And what are you drawing now, Tonio?
Antonio: *who's drawing Mirabel* Me? I'm drawing a pretty part of her.
Camilo: *checks it* Oh my gohd- I don't wanna see Tonio's cookie every again.
Antonio: Why?
Camilo: *whispering to Dolores* it looks erotic.
Antonio: WHAT???
Antonio: *after he finished drawing, proudly shows it to Dolores* I drew Mirabel's eyes and glasses.
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Isabela: Me and Luisa will have beer and Mirabel will have Capri-sun.
Mirabel: Hey! I'm like near to being an adult nOW!
Isabela: So?
Mirabel: SO, I CAN LITERALLY ORDER MY OWN CAPRI-SUN.
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Felix: Ooh, candles. What is this, a date night?
Pepa:
Pepa: First of all, I was gonna sacrifice you-
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Agustin: Hello, this is your Captain speaking. I never had an experience riding an airplane so I have never knew how planes work. But don't worry, I looked up on wikihow on how to do it. I'm sure we will be fine. Thank you.
Julieta:
Julieta: We are gonna die-
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A/N: OH MY GOHD 400+ READS QKNSKQNZOQJX THATS SO FAST THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO REQDS THIS
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