Mirabel: Remember what I told you.
Camilo: Don’t be a cunt.
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Pepa: *watching power lines fall down* Abuela! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
Abuela: W h a t
•••
Felix: *on a date with Pepa, fiddling with his fingers* Hehe, so... when did you realize your standards were this low?
Pepa: Babe.. naur-
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Isabela: Hey, do you have something alcoholic?
Dolores: *pulls out a bottle* Well, it's-
Isabela: *takes and chugs it entirely*
Dolores: -rubbing alcohol. Oh well-
•••
Julieta: ..and you leT ALL THE WASPS OUT!
Agustin: I don't have a specific memory of this.
Julieta: Then one stung you in the face.
Agustin:Now I have a specific memory for this-
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Luisa: *being asked about what's its like being with her sisters and cousins combined* I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We are a chemical mixture that makes CHAOS. We're... we're a time-bomb-
•••
Mirabel: EVERYONE BREATHE IF YOU LOVE TIO BRUNO!
The whole village: *invents oxygen*
•••
Camilo: Hey, Isa! Wanna taste these barbeque I grilled?
Isabela: *takes a stick of barbeque and eats it*
Camilo:
Isabela:
Camilo:
Isabela;
Isabela: ..it's not even cooked yet-
•••
Bruno: I'm gonna help Mirabel save the miracle with the power of love!
Bruno: Oh, and this gun too!
•••
Dolores: How to be romantic on a date?
Isabela: Be mysterious.
Dolores: Noted.
*om their date*
Mariano: So, where are we going?
Dolores: N o n e o f y o u ' r e f u c k i n g b u s i n e s s.
•••end
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