Abuela: *to Mirabel after not having a gift* I never wanted to be your grandmother.
Abuela: *starts beatboxing*
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Felix: You use shaving cream?
Agustin: I don't like the way it tastes..
Felix: Wait.. you ate shaving cream??
Aguatin: Why would I eat it if I don't like the way it tastes-
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Pepa: How can you tell that Bruno got drunk?
Julieta: He woke up earlier than me aND THAT NEVER HAPPENS.
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Antonio: *hands his Tio Bruno a cup of coffee* More Espresso, less depresso~
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Mirabel: *sneezed*
Camilo:
Mirabel: ...aren't you gonna tell me 'bless you'?
Camilo: I'm sitting right next beside you. You've clearly been blessed.
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Dolores: *drunk with Isa* You work for NASA?
Isabela: I'm the head engineer.
Dolores: YOU GIVE HEADS TO THE ENGINEERS?
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Bruno: ARE YOU CALLING ME A SHRIMP!? YOU ASSHOLE! I'm still growing, dammit!
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Dolores: *to Mariano for roasting him idk* I'm sorry.
Luisa: Are you really sorry?
Dolores: Not really but Abuela says so.
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Pepa: *hands Felix a file wit papers( So Abuela told me that you should read this thing and you have to highlight the important notes there.
Felix: *starts reading*
Pepa:
Felix: *looks up, and highlights Pepa's wrist*
Pepa: *RAINBOWS AND CLOUDS ABOVE HER CUZ FELIX JUST STAINED HER WRIST BUT SHES ALSO FLUSTERED-*
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Isabela: I need to go somewhere.
Camilo: Not with that look though.
Isabela: *adding dye powder on her clothes and hair* better?
Camilo: YASS GHURL SLAYYY!!
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A/N: PLS FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE NOT UPDATED FOR A LONG TIME-
i think 3 days is a very VERY long time cuz usually i update everyday.... pls fogive me :>
Ive been very busy with a lot of stuff during those days and I think its a sign that I should have a sCHEDULE on when I should update
Again, I am very sorry, have a great day, and stay sate girliesss!!!
Thank you for the 12k reads btw i love you guys T T
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FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
